Derpyfan
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
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@Asharak  
Well what are we waiting for?
Asharak

Gentlemen, we do not have the technology to defy this picture, as of now.
 
We must create it.
Background Pony #6032
That’s Good, so people won’t tell me im gay!
Background Pony #91E3
nope we will not becuz cartoon ponies will never exist
ThePandaBro

GET OUTTA MY HEAD, CHARLES!!!
Derpyfan
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
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shoots you out of jealousy …My God what have I done?!
Background Pony #A14B
true, i’d rather get sucked
PeterGriffinSoFunny
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The closest you’ll get to this is a pet cat/floof.
Background Pony #3CDE
@Background Pony #103B  
If Twilight isn’t real yet… We’ll make her real! Mua-ha-ha!  
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Background Pony #A1E4
@SuperSupermario24  
I’d rather pet the real pony. Because well, it’s real.
 
I’m sorry but you’ll never pet Twilight. BECAUSE. SHE. IS. NOT. REAL.
 
But she is based off real ponies and real horses. So be thankful for that.
 
How many times have I petted a horse in my lifetime? I’ve petted them three times now. And I petted a donkey once. I still haven’t petted a pony yet. Maybe one day I will.
 
But I’m happy I petted a horse a few times and even got ride on them twice now.
 
If I get the chance to do it again later then I’ll gladly do it.
 
Why? Because they’re real and they’re nice to people so long as we don’t try to hurt them.
 
‘But none of those animals are TWILIGHT!’
 
Twilight… isn’t… real.
 
So get over it.
Creepa-Bot Inc.
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
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Well, I’m glad he is, so fuck you.
Phantom Rider
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

You are already booped.
Well, in that case…  
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SuperSupermario24
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

fluffy sylveon
@Background Pony #1DBA  
Maybe so.  
But if this is what actual horses are supposed to look like in the MLP style:
 

 
…then I’m willing to bet that MLP ponies would look a bit different than regular ones IRL.
Background Pony #3CDE
@SuperSupermario24  
Well, to be fair, if mlp ponies were real, they wouldn’t look exactly like cartoon, because in cartoons, even humans don’t look like humans.
SuperSupermario24
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

fluffy sylveon
@Background Pony #103B  
Yeah, but there is kind of a difference between this:  
 
and this:
 
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Personally, I’d much rather snuggle the former.
Background Pony #A1E4
@TomTornados  
You do know that those cartoon ponies in the show ARE based off REAL PONIES right?
 
That means if you wanted to hug a pony in real life then you can do it since they’re real.
Crimson Prose
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

Gore Fics For Fun
What do you mean I’ll never do that? I’ve cuddled my head against a guy’s lap plenty of times.
Havock
Artist -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Economist -

Moved To Ponybooru
@Background Pony #1DBA  
they did that so people wouldn’t call them racist.
QueenChrysalisIsBestVillain
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
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She is our Queen
@Background Pony #1DBA  
Yeah, the Equestria Girls are supposedly “human”
Background Pony #3CDE
@QueenChrysalisIsBestVillain  
Normal humans? As opposed to mutant multicolor humans?
QueenChrysalisIsBestVillain
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
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She is our Queen
That’s fine. I don’t want normal humans playing with my little ponies. It would ruin the world of the show
BoomingBoomer

Rara fanatic
your ship will never be canon
The Lucky Twos

「Sword and Shield Main」
We can all hope that either one day we will actually be able to have ponies to pet by some mean
 
Or that afterlife is basically a personalized paradise
TomAssTornados
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
A Really Classy Artist - 250+ images under their artist tag
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
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An Amateurish Tom-Ass
What do you expect? The ponies aren’t real.