@SPB2016  
Never fear, SPB! I know how to fix your Pinkie Pie. Your Surprise Pie needs words, like these right here! Gotta have this one and this one and this-a-this-a-this one.

“My Pinkie is broken!”

yeah you, SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG!

@SeraphimDawn  
*jingle jingle jingle jingle*
 
Now I wish they’d her ring like in the show. XD

@Joseph Raszagal  
Just make sure they don’t over eat :P
 
Pinkie is being shaken like a Pinkie Bank.

@SeraphimDawn  
I’d be less worried about her intentionally shaking the foals and more worried about her using dangerous and complex magic to try and make the foalsitting easier.
 
“Maybe I could brainwash them into eating their peas. I mean, sure, that didn’t work very well last time, but they won’t eat them and they do have to get their Vitamin B somehow, right?”

Starlight would make a terrible foalsitter.

“WHY DON’T YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?”

@sharkyman  
gets strangled by sharkyman

WHY YOU LITTLE!

@Joseph Raszagal  
Yeah!

@Pacific Glow  
If he can fix a jukebox, he can surely fix a pony!

We need Fonzie!

and in a few hours, pink one will finally die

@EmployeeAMillion  

_____________________  
__________________[x]  
Pinkie Pie V6.2 has had a fatal error.
 
Reboot system?  
WARNING: This will erase memories,  
emotions and free will, as well as the ability  
to not burn cakes if she had the chance.  
[yes] [no] [cancel]  

Toys always break a few days after Hearth’s Warming.

Nice going GlimGlam, you broke your Ponk.

Fix the Pinkie Pie.

@EmployeeAMillion  
Whatever you say, Starlight Glimm- I mean EmployeeAMillion.

“I find your lack of faith in a world without Cutie Marks disturbing…”

@TheOtherPinkiePie  
Hey, this is a good idea to take advantage of her broken mental state.  
Hey TOPP, could you go into the kitchen and bake cake? I want to make an embarrassing recording of you and put it on YouTube. It’ll be completely okay because you probably won’t remember most of it. Do EAM’s bidding immediately.

@EmployeeAMillion  
What do you me-(vomits)