@Lawful Girly  
Because it says only humans count as people. Forget MLP right now, it’s just not going to be a useful definition going to the future in real life. What with the potential for AI, Uplifted animals, and First Contact.

@Darth Sonic  

@Darth Sonic  
Okay. I’m not going to ask why you’re upset about people using conventional definitions of bestiality…

@Lawful Girly  
That’s the dumb, literalist definition of bestiality…

@Darth Sonic  
Well, yeah. Technically. So was Superman, for that matter.

@Darth Sonic  
Well, with Kirk, you never know XD

@ChuymaruZ  
I guess Captain Kirk and Commander Sheperd were really into bestiality then…

@Background Pony #8488
 
I already said on another image that I’m perfectly fine with this.

@Background Pony #B0D0  
Hmm… Yep, you’re right.

@TheThunderPony  
Spiber sound cooler and is better for it to sound like a Spider instead like sperm

honestly i just save them as september

@Background Pony #BFAF  
Oh, I like that one too. I think Spember is slightly easier to say though, even though Spiber is easier to remember, cause it sounds like ‘spider’. This is a though one indeed.

@Trahzo  
Sooooo…. now we’re shipping ember and the scepter???

We’re gonna debate the shipping name until September.

Spember? What about Spiber

hey, i can shipp these two with no problem at all

@Daneasaur  
Same here. I liked the episode quite a bit.

@Background Pony #8488  
Sparity shipper here.
 
Nah, I had pre-emptive ire about the episode, but it was enjoyable. Rarity and Twilight DID hold the idiotball for large parts, but everything was aptly handled between Spike and Ember.

@Background Pony #8488  
They do, already making up some bullshit with saying that is the worst epsidoe without giving any exmaples why

RIP sparity, i knew you well. Rest with Cheeriemac and Dislestia in the bottom of the shipping sea.

WHAM

@TheThunderPony  
..yea

@Dreamland200  
Not to too my own horn, or to offend, but I think Spember rolls off the tongue better.

“tsundember”  
lawl

This made me smile sooooooo much!