Why did you go and do this, op? Were you that offended by the last popcorn comparison pick?
Yes. I was deeply offended. I was OUTRAGED that someone posted an image I could have made, and when I realized the same bucket element was used every season, my fury grew to incomprehensible levels. I shall not rest until Hasbro and DHX are driven into bankruptcy for their laziness, and Derpibooru bans all other users so only I may upload images. Then, when the fandom is ashes, the ponies have my permission to eat popcorn.
I am the Eternal Popcorn Bucket. I have seen the ages of time pass and come again. I Was when this world was made. I Will Be when this world ends. And I Will again when this world is made anew. Many have tasted of my Kernels of Knowledge. But few have been worthy of my Wisdom. I come again to deliver warnings, as I have done in ages past. Darkness and Sorrow dawn on the horizon. Heed my buttery warning. Lest you fall as the ages that have come before you have.
Reporter: So Starlight, what was your worst moment during the filming of season 6? Starlight: Pretending to eat that popcorn bag prop, for sure. Do you know how foul it tasted? Yuck! How many seasons old was that popcorn anyway?
I’m pretty sure the bucket has been in Ponyville every time it was massively attacked by magic or something, with Tirek and Discord just being a part of what happened. Laws of physics were bent, buildings (the library among many other things) were blown up, and lots of other crap had happened, but that one object looks brand new even after literally years of use (if you count the IRL years throughout which the said seasons were created). Not to mention it existed in the time of RD’s childhood (picrelated).
