@Trickquestion  
Is 871-6969 a notable number? I thought maybe it spelled something, but it has a 1 in it.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Come and see~  
Why we like to call our Cathouse Tragedy~  
It’s a curious sight!

@Ripple_Shine  
Tragedy!  
At the cathouse tonight!

Welcome to the Cathouse Tragedy.

Rarity must have visited /d/

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-Inexperinced Roleplayers?  
-Infrequent Floor Cleanings?  
-Extensive waiting lists?  
-Compromised confidentiality?  
-Or Thin Walls?
 
Then call the Fetish House hotline at 871-6969, for a free list of all triple AAA Fetish Houses within your zip code! Certified by the United Sex Workers of the World! Mention this advertisement and recive a free ear fucking from a transsexual in an animal costume of your choice!
 
Cum to the Right Neighborhood, motherfucker!

You only think that because you didn’t think of it first.

Oh my god. XD

Sometimes these are so perfect that it makes me wonder if they are fake.

..awful good?