Scp-3125 
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Spike: hey there thorax
Thorax: hi spike! What’s wrong? You look sad
Spike: well turns out rarity and ember are lesbians, and with eachother no less
Thorax: wow, that’s rough buddy, sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Spike: well, now that you mention it, there is... one thing you could do
Thorax: and what’s that?
Spike: u-uh, could you **blushes**... shapeshift into rarity
Thorax:...
Spike: oh come on, please, it’s not gay if you turn into a girl right, right?!
Thorax:...
Spike: I’m sorry! Im just in a bad place right now, please don’t be mad at me
Thorax: ...okay, I’ll do it **shapeshifts into rarity**, **in rarity’s voice** do I look fabulous darling?
Spike: uuuuu-uuuu-uuh **starts blushing madly(**
Memetic eldritch horror
Spike: hey there thorax
Thorax: hi spike! What’s wrong? You look sad
Spike: well turns out rarity and ember are lesbians, and with eachother no less
Thorax: wow, that’s rough buddy, sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Spike: well, now that you mention it, there is... one thing you could do
Thorax: and what’s that?
Spike: u-uh, could you **blushes**... shapeshift into rarity
Thorax:...
Spike: oh come on, please, it’s not gay if you turn into a girl right, right?!
Thorax:...
Spike: I’m sorry! Im just in a bad place right now, please don’t be mad at me
Thorax: ...okay, I’ll do it **shapeshifts into rarity**, **in rarity’s voice** do I look fabulous darling?
Spike: uuuuu-uuuu-uuh **starts blushing madly