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@Background Pony Number 17  
@PonyPon
 
Also, imagine if you decided to join in on an event because a) you know some of the competitors and b) it looks like fun. Now imagine if said competitors loudly mocked you and laughed rather unkindly. Wouldn’t you get pissed?
 
And remember, Luna still has problems interacting socially. Even if AJ and RD were only teasing, Luna would likely take it at face value and feel insulted.
 
@Background Pony #4FD7
 
Well, assuming some of the fluffier manes don’t weaken the blow, that is. I still say that it’s way too risky, though. If Twilight shows up with the rest of the Mane Six in tow, you’re in a lot of trouble.
Background Pony #9127
@ze
 
Why a god, your dealing with an enemy weaker than vines. A brick that will crack pony bone is fine.
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@ze
 
Now hold on just one apple-bucking moment here. I can buy taking out the princesses with a humble brick. I can buy somehow fighting off the Royal Guard with careful application of strategy and tactics. I can even buy taking down the Mane Six with yon humble brick.
 
But if you can chuck a brick with the mass of Earth (x2), why in blazes would you need to bother? You’d have to be godlike in your own right, and there’d be far more dignified ways to seize control of Equestria.
 
I mean, can you imagine someone like, say, Doctor Doom resorting to throwing bricks at people to conquer the world? Or if you want to talk beings that can actually throw bricks of that mass, guys like Galactus or Unicron?
 
I have to admit that’s a funny image, though. “I am Unicron, the Chaos Bringer. Witness your doom!” throws a brick
ze
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@WM-R  
While it seems absurd to be able to down a god with a brick, you do actually just need one brick.
 
Nobody has said “use a REGULAR BRICK.”
 
You just need to specify the parameters of said brick as being absurd values.
 
Example:  
A brick with the following parameters would most likely defeat a god princess:  
SIZE OF: BRICK  
MASS OF: PLANET EARTH x 2
 
You’d basically be throwing a black hole at this point.
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@PonyPon
 
Well, when you’re getting pumped up or feeling competitive, you tend to get slightly dumber, right? That whole “your mouth writes checks your body can’t cash” bit.
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Even without counting the “raise the moon” bit, in the comic they DO show what she can do when she wants to win…  
Basically she’s kind of an olympic athlete with the specialty “everything”.
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@Background Pony #4FD7
 
Ah, but that assumes you’ll be able go get them one by one, or that none of them gets wise to your strategy. You might get Luna or Celestia that way, but Twilight will likely bring her friends, and Cadance will almost assuredly be accompanied by Shining.
 
And I must repeat my warning that the Royal Guard will most likely go for a massed attack, since that would be their main advantage against your brick-throwing might.
 
The Art of War states that when you choose to go to war, you must strike hard with all your might, and strike at your enemy’s weak point. Thus, they will take advantage of their numbers and your limited brick-throwing ability.
Background Pony #9127
@FanOfMostEverything
 
You claim that the play is lying about Unicorns raising the sun. Seems like an odd thing to lie about.
 
Do you not believe the Princesses were taken by vines as well?
Background Pony #9127
@WM-R
 
Please, you just hit one, drag em into the bushes, wait for the next one.
 
Have you not read Sun Tzu.
Background Pony #9127
@FanOfMostEverything  
“Yes, because obviously that play was 100% historically accurate.”
 
I agree. It is historically accurate.
 
Also a brick is tougher than vines and therefor tougher than the, not gods, Princesses.
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@Background Pony #4FD7
 
Again, you’d better have a lot of bricks.
 
Assuming you somehow got behind and whacked Luna, Celestia, Cadance, Shining and Twilight in the head with bricks (and frankly, if they all fell for it I’d say they had it coming), all the Royal Guard need do is swarm you with numbers.
 
So, again, I strongly advise you to pull off this coup in a construction site.
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@Background Pony #4FD7  
Yes, because obviously that play was 100% historically accurate. Just like how the six female leaders and advisors single-hoofedly restored the pony species after repelling the windigos.
 
Also, without any measurement or comparison for Chrysalis’s mean green beam, we don’t know how many bricks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop knock out an alicorn. You could end up just shattering the brick, then watching the even angrier princess shatter you.
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@Background Pony #4FD7
 
Then you’ve got Princesses Twilight and Cadance, plus Prince Shining Armour to deal with.
 
Better get a whole lotta bricks ready.
 
Or at least make sure you ambush them in a construction site.