You arrive in Pornyville with naught but the clothes on your back and a dusty rucksack. You have barely stepped one hoof in town  
Suddenly, a very bubbly, very pink pony pops up to welcome you.  
Hi! My name is Pinkie Pie! You must be new here - if you werent new Id know you, and since I dont know you - you must be new! Are you moving here? That would be great! I always love making new friends! You should meet my friends! Im sure theyd love to meet you! You just got here right? I didnt see you yesterday or even this morning or before today so you must have! I should give you a tour! Come on! If you have any questions feel free to ask me - I know everyone!  
She talks at a mile-a-minute, a little dizzying for a new arrival, hard to adjust, but she seems super nice and friendly.  
Do you follow her?