Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@TheHappySpaceman
I mean, it’s existed long before.

I finally got a commission from Marauder6272.

I jacked off in the shower with Duke Cannon!

It got me off fast for a third climax.

Sometimes I wonder what the point of a Fleshlight is when we have hands.

@Emerald Tanuki
To feel like we are fucking someone.

@Emerald Tanuki
Convenience.

@Emerald Tanuki
what they said

Me realizing that I can change my icon on Spankbang, so I used one of my icons on Switch. Now we have an Animal Crossing character on a porn site. IDK why I find this funny.

I have to question why people keep using Naruto, Peter Parker and Harry Potter for multiverse-fucking fanfic.

@Hali the Emoji girl
We have a video games lewd thread.

I thought it was fitting to put it here but yeah I should have put it on the video games lewd thread as well, i wasn’t thinking about it at the time.

fuck it, i’m getting a toy and some lube. paranoid of being found or not, i’m getting way too sexually frustrated.

If you fuck a version of yourself who’s only difference is your sex, would the child be as fucked or moreso as if you fucked a family member?

Moreso, very much moreso.

“Sex” only actually makes up a minuscule portion of your DNA. So, a vast majority of the resulting genetic mixing would be identical.

@Zincy
That’s what I figured. Thanks for the confirmation.

Would each member of the Mane Six be top, bottom, or switch?

Threatening to ‘eat someone’s kids’ as slang for very intense oral sex.

This is the image I use as the wallpaper for my phone. The only thing I have to say about it is that, if you know… you know.

@Silent_Witness
I don’t get it.

Wiener juice

“I banged your mom” Wow, you’re into senior citizens with bad wrists that much, kid?

Organic, new safeword.

Just saw Drake’s IG that has hentai in it, especially woman with ginormous breasts and thighs lol.