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Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36818
blue-case90
Aromantic Half Kitsune
Flatchested women donβt need to worry about back pain, expensive bras, uncomfortable leers from men, and they can win gymnast medals.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36817
KennyC
I masturbate to women when they wear clothes that show their shoulders. Women shoulders are sexy as fuck.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36816
Background Pony #5A49
Gotta love a good spicy crap.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36815
Background Pony #4481
@Lord WyrmSpawN
Yes, thatβs why Iβm trying to last at least 40 minutes to a hour.
Yes, thatβs why Iβm trying to last at least 40 minutes to a hour.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36811
Background Pony #052D
Iβd like some advice. Iβm trying to be open-minded with the girls I see on HingeβIβve basically accepted at this point that Iβm never gonna find my dream girl, an athletic tomboy who I can cuddle up with and listen to Yes togetherβbut Iβm seeing a lot of girls there listed as βWants children,β and I have been debating whether itβs okay to swipe left on them. Iβm not interested in having children, definitely not any time soon nor at least until Iβm financially stable enough to raise them, and even then, Iβd prefer to adopt. But Iβm afraid Iβm shutting the door on plenty of fine women if I swipe left on any who list themselves as wanting kids, and one of them could be The One.
IDK, does anyone else have any thoughts/suggestions? Or advice for navigating online dating sites in general?
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36809
Scrabbleman
[screams in German]
So Iβve been playing porn games and one of them involves the anime isekai trope.
The main conflict of the game stems from the Demon Lord who wants to rule the world. The Demon Lord was once defeated by a Female Hero who allied the women slaves, overthrew his misogynistic rule, and established a new society and Church which is instead incredibly misandrist where women abuse men and the Church gives speeches of how inferior men are to women, and so on. You are also aided by a Grand Sorceress who once helped the Female Hero in her rebellion, and is now sealed in another dimension.
The game is about you, a guy, as you get stronger and gain recognition from the misandrist women around you, especially your 3 teammates/potential wives. But as the story progresses, you learn the awful truthβ¦
The Demon Lord was once a summoned hero who was always a misogynist. He was a power-hungry jackass who, after defeating the previous Demon Lord, took over the world and became a tyrant who enslaves women. Heβs a horrible person.
The Grand Sorceress was once the summoned heroβs girlfriend who aided in him taking over the world. She is also so obsessed/yandere with him that she aided the Female Hero because she wanted to keep him to herself. He then sealed her away out of fear for his life. She is also a horrible person.
The Female Hero was once a slave under the Demon Lord/summoned hero, and after defeating him and establishing the exact opposite extreme of a society, proceeded to BETRAY THAT SOCIETY BECAUSE SHE COULDNβT KEEP IT IN HER PANTS. She is also horrible.
The Grand Sorceress was once the summoned heroβs girlfriend who aided in him taking over the world. She is also so obsessed/yandere with him that she aided the Female Hero because she wanted to keep him to herself. He then sealed her away out of fear for his life. She is also a horrible person.
The Female Hero was once a slave under the Demon Lord/summoned hero, and after defeating him and establishing the exact opposite extreme of a society, proceeded to BETRAY THAT SOCIETY BECAUSE SHE COULDNβT KEEP IT IN HER PANTS. She is also horrible.
The whole conflict, the backwards society, EVERYTHING, was caused by these 3 idiots who couldnβt control themselves. The world prior to these horrible, horrible people was your standard-fare European magical fantasy. I have never been so mad at a trio of characters ever.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36806
Hali the Emoji girl
Goth Cinnamon Roll
I think itβs to make it more hot. Itβs not just enough to have a sexy woman have sex with an ugly bastard but also the ugly bastard has to never cleaned his penis in months or ever.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36805
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
@Hali the Emoji girl
Thanks. And I noticed porn artists tends to make some odd choices like that.
Thanks. And I noticed porn artists tends to make some odd choices like that.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36804
Hali the Emoji girl
Goth Cinnamon Roll
Itβs another word for smegma which is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture and is a buildup of all the stuff I just mentioned. It also smells and tastes foul. It collects under the foreskin of a penis. This is honestly the first time I think I found out what smegma is actually made of. I know I looked it up before but I donβt remember knowing what it was made of. I seen it a lot over the years on rule 34.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36797
Zincy
In Vino Veritas
Unless your nails are super sharp, and youβre really digging them into the walls, itβs normally not a big risk. I only βcutβ a girl once when I didnβt notice that I left a particularly sharp edge on my pointer finger. She was annoyed but not overly upset by it.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36796
Background Pony #052D
Iβm curious, Iβve always seen porn so Iβve never had like a good measure of length, so what would be considered short, long, or average?
Like obviously 10 inches is quite long, 2 is incredibly short, but is there anything more specific outside of extremes?
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36795
ππππππππ
How sensitive is the inside of the pussy? Asking since Iβve always wondered how easy/difficult it is to scratch it with fingernails with fingering.
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