Things Ponies Shouldn't Do While Traveling(A blatent Glove and Boots rip off)

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(Starlight Glimmer is sitting in a Yak’s lap)
 
Starlight Glimmer: I don’t see why this making you so uncomfortable. This way we can both see out the window.
 
Yak: Meh.
 

 
Cheese Sandwich: Could someone please help me get my underpants out of the overhead compartment?
 
Pinkie Pie: Ha ha ha! “Underpants” from the “overhead”! Heh he, that’s really funny!
 
Cheese Sandwich: Hehehe, hey! You’re naked too!
 

 
(Cadance hands Flurry Heart to the stewardess)
 
Princess Cadance: Yeah, she won’t stop crying. Just put her with the checked luggage and I’ll get her at the baggage claim.
 

 
Pinkie Pie: I just want to see the slide inflate. I’ll shut it again right after that.
 

 
Trixie: Excuse me, do you have a lighter? Trixie needs it for her fireworks.
 

 
Princess Celestia: ~Hey Luna!
 
Princess Luna: ~Someone’s calling my name!
 
Princess Celestia: ~Hey Luna!
 
Princess Luna: ~And I hear it again!
 
Princess Celestia: ~You’re wanted on the telephone!
 
Princess Luna: ~If it isn’t that bald guy, I’m not home!
 
Both Princesses: ~HEY BALD GUY!
 

 
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, excuse me. Could you please pause the movie? I really have to go to the bathroom.
 

 
Pinkie: On! Off! On! Off!
 

 
Twilight Sparkle: I don’t need to take a yay! or anything. I just really need a cigarette.
 

 
(Rarity nudges the Yak sitting next to her)
 
Rarity: Hey… Hey, you stink.
 

 
Pinkie Pie: LALALALA!
 

 
Rarity: Do you want a massage?
 

 
Pinkie Pie: I’M ON A PLANE! ON A PLANE!
 

 
Rarity: Can I rest my leg on top of your leg?
 

 
Pinkie Pie: Blebebebe!
 

 
Rarity: Do you want to see what’s in my belly button?
 

 
(Applejack presses her back legs against the seat in front of her)
 
Applejack: Ah’m tellin’ ya, this is really good glut workout!
 
Yak: MEH!
 

 
Fluttershy: Could I have everyone’s attention please? If you see a ferret, it is mine. He escaped when I opened his cage to give him his diarrhea medication.
 

 
(Rarity prances outside the restroom)
 
Rarity: Hurry up, Applejack.
 
Applejack: This seat can’t be used a floatation device! They’re lying to us!
 

 
(A bunch of Yaks start doing a Cup Clapping routine)
 
Twilight Sparkle: Urgh!
 

 
Starlight Glimmer: I bet if we drink all the free water we can, you wet yourself before I do.
 
Trixie: You mean… Again, right?
 

 
Pinkie Pie: Duck… Duck… Duck… Duck… GOOSE!
 
Yak: Meh!?
 

 
(Pinkie Pie is thrown off the plane)
 
Pinkie Pie: WHEEEE!
 

 
You may have noticed Rainbow Dash didn’t do anything. Do you honestly think Rainbow would take a airplane?
 

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