The Misadventures of Chiffonade Simmer (NSFW)

sandmane288

Authors note: This is based off an RP between me and T. This is my first…explicit MLP story, and I won’t subject you to the dreck that was my actual first. Anyway, if you have comments, suggestions, fillies to throw at the feet of the new pr0n king, let me know in the comments. So without further ado…
 

 
Equestria C-132, After banishing Nightmare Moon, Equestria was hit with a terrible plague. Many ponies died, but thanks to the efforts of the Alicorns, it was eventually erased. However, do to the decreased population, a law was passed. Well, while it was a law, it was in fact a unanimous descision. From then on, all sex was not only encouraged, it was allowed where ever you wanted. In public, in privacy, it was more than welcome. After time, sex became a form of curancy, becoming just as valuable as gold. Even after the nations get their populations under control, no one sought to undo the long standing peace, nor the positive effects that came from the increase of sex.
 
Canterlot: 998 ANM (After Nightmare Moon), a pony celebrates his 18th birthday, signifying he’s old enough to mate.
 
“Happy Birthday Chiff!”
 
A light blue unicorn rubbed the back of his head as his friends presented him with a cake after they’d finished closing the restaurant most of them worked at for the night. His name was Chiffonade Simmer, and this is his story.
 
“Thanks guys, but you do know it was Wednessday right?” he said, taking a moment to blow out his candles.
 
“Yeah but you were out of town visiting your folks. Besides, todays the day you got your ‘license’.” A mint green pegasus said, wiggling his eyebrows, causing the other two colts laugh.
 
“Oh yeah, of course you’d know that Skies. You’ve been so interested in it I half thought you’d want to give me a lap dance to celebrate” he shot back, causing the others to laugh harder.
 
“Only if you if you think you can handle me big boy.” Skies said with a wink.
 
“Heh, shut up and eat your cake.” Chiffonade said, handing slices of the cake out.
 
“Oh, and a cakes not all I brought.” Chiffonade said, pulling out a dark green glass bottle with a strawberry and bunch of grapes on the lable.
 
Chiffonade blinks “Wow, a bottle of hard Berry Punch. Thought you could only find that in Ponyville…” he said, genuinelly impressed.
 
“Yeah, my cousin Lyra sent it to me, and I figured there was no one better to drink it with than you guys.”
 
Chiffonade paused. He was working tomorrow morning, with the whole weekend off, he didn’t need to be drinking tonight. On the other hand, it was his party…
 
“Alright, I’ll get the glasses.” Chiffonade said smiling.
 
TMAOS
 
The next day, Celestia rose the sun high above the palace where it shines all through out equestria…and into the eyes of a hung over pony.
 
“Oh come on!” Chiffonade moaned, covering his head with a pillow. Taking a minute to collect himself, he swung his feet onto the floor and made his way downstairs.
 
“No no, have a fourth glass! What could happen? Next time I listen to Skies, I should just hit myself with a brick, save myself a wait.” He muttered sourly as he made himself coffee. He yawned, scratching at his cutie mark, a chefs hat over two crossed knives.
 
After breakfast, he made his way down the street to ‘Chez Bechamel’ the restaurant he worked at, and left only six short hours ago.
 
He sighed as he started towards the kitchen, trying to shake off the exhaustion from last night as he passes the inhouse bar.
 
“Woof, someone partied hard last night.”
 
He spun around to see Gwen, a dark blue griffon who’d recently been hired on as a waitress.
 
Due to the plague oh so many years ago, many species, pony and non pony alike, called a truce so that they could rebuild their nations in peace. Celestia went a step further, stating she and her mages were working on a spell that would allow all species to interbreed, however the resulting off spring would be the same species as their mother, while gaining things such as color or possibly magic from the father. This led to a more diverse comunity to arise over the next hundred years.
 
Chiffonade smiled at her “You know what they say, go big or go home.” he said, turning his head to hide a light blush. He had a huge crush on the griffon, but figured she wanted someone more manly and impressive, not a dorky sous chef like him.
 
Gwen giggled “True enough. Happy Birthday by the way! Sorry I didn’t get you a present, but maybe I can make it up to you. Might even perk you up.” she said, carressing his chin with her tail, giving him a clear view of her folds.
 
“W-what? You, me? I didn’t think you’d be interested.” He stammered, his feint blush now blossomed into a bright carnation pink.
 
“Oh come now, you’re a sweet colt. Always making sure to throw some scraps out for the strays, making lunch for anyone on their break. It doesn’t hurt that you’re pretty cute in your too. Oh and don’t think I haven’t noticed you checking out my rump.” she giggled, giving it a shake leaving the unicorn speachless.
 
“So, am I going to get some ‘unicorn steak’ for breakfast or are you just gonna stan-mmff!” she was caught off guard by Chiffonade giving her a kiss, despite the awkwardness stemming from the differences between beak and muzzle.
 
Gwen pulls back and grins, presenting her now damper folds to Chiffonade “Don’t keep me waiting stud.”
 
Chiffonade blushes and nods, grinning slightly as he gets behind Gwen and positions himself before entering her moist folds, gently at first, not wanting to hurt her. Gwen coos as Chiffonade starts in and beguins to grind her hips against his, increasing the pleasure felt by both parties.
 
Chiffonade moans and starts going faster, the griffons tightness driving him ecstatic with pleasure. Chiffonade starts to plant kisses on Gwens shoulder and neck, the griffon stroking his untidy main as the both pant in pleasure.
 
Feeling his member twitch, Chiffonade gulps “G-Gwen, I’m getting close, I should pull out unless you think we’ll be okay.”
 
Gwen sighs and grabs a few napkins off the bar. “Hang on Chiff, I got this.” she said, easing the young colt out of her.
 
“What’re you do-oooo.” he moans as she then wraps her tail around his member, stroking quickly yet gently until he moaned, cumming onto his stomach. Cleaning him off, she chuckles “Whoo, no way I’d be able to avoid pregnancy with a load like that. Sorry to stop it mid show, but I don’t think either of us are ready for parrenthood.”
 
Chiffonade nods “Y-yeah, I’m definitely not. But there is one thing I still need to take care of.” he said, sneaking behind the griffon.
 
Gwen grinned “Oh? And what’s that?”
 
Chiffonade nods “You.” And with that, he begins to lap at her tightness.
 
Gwen squawked in surprise and gulped as Chiffonade ate her out. “H-hang on stud, could you move your tongue in a circle? OH! Yes! Just like that! Now stimulate the- Okay! You got this! Just Keep gah” she moaned, suddenly speechless as Chiffonade continued his assault on her pussy. Gwen cawed as she came, catching Chiffonade off guard. Swallowing the bit of fem-cum that was in his mouth, he proceeded to lick her clean.
 
Gwen smiled “That was amazing. You’re gonna make a lot of girls happy, myself included.”
 
Chiffonade grinned “Thanks. So I guess that means this isn’t gonna be a one night stand?”
 
Gwen shook her head “Nope. Though if you get yourself a condom you can stay in next time.” She winks.  
Chiffonade nods and pecks her cheek “Sounds great.”
 
“You two done? Excellent, now lets hurry, or Bechamel’s gonna be pissed.”
 
The two jump and look to the doors to find Garcon, another griffon and one of Chiffonade’s friends from the party. The oak brown griffon smuggly threw a wad of his own napkins away and walked up to the new couple.
 
“Hmph, enjoy the show pervy birdy?” Gwen asked with a smirk.
 
Garcon nods “Imensly, but we really should get back to work.”
 
Chiffonade rolls his eyes “Yeah yeah, I’m going.”
 
Gwen leaves to set the tables as the two males head back into the kitchen.
 
“By the way Chiffonade, there’s something I need to take care of since you got to Gwen before me.”
 
Chiffonade froze “O-oh? What’s that.”
 
The Griffon stared him in the eye for ten seconds before smirking and raising his talon “Up high!”
 
Chiffonade gave a sigh of relief and gave his friend a high hoof “Thanks. Gotta say, I think my luck with the ladies is finally changing.”
 
Indeed, Chiffonade Simmer’s luck was going to change, in ways he couldn’t imagine.
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