Yu-Gi-Oh:Pony Edition

@Zaknel  
“no attack?”

@Cerebrate19  
“Your monster has my Lord of Shadows locked in Defense mode, so not yet.”

@Zaknel  
(wasn’t it immune against effects?)

(@Cerebrate19  
Spell and trap effects, only.)

@Zaknel  
(ah, well tat’s not good for you then.)
 
Sunburst draws.
 
“Thousand eyes restraint, take over the dark lord, i also flip open the strict mythic, making you reveal your face down cards, as well as revealing my own.”
 
his were the book of dark arts and a mirror force.

@Cerebrate19  
“Trap card open: Dark negation. With this card’s effect, I can negate the effect of your Strict Mythic, destroy it, and deal you damage equal to its level Multiplied by 300.”

@Zaknel  
“you could have used that on thousand eyes restraint… ah well, Attack!”

@Cerebrate19  
“Trap card open: Defense Draw. This reduces the battle damage to 0 and lets me draw a card from my deck.”

@Zaknel  
“very well, i end my turn.”

@Cerebrate19  
“Spell card open: Dark Pot of Greed. Now, I take the bottom 2 cards of my deck and add them to my hand.”

@Zaknel  
“how many of those do you have?”

@Cerebrate19  
“One more. Somewhere…”
 
“Now, I gain 300 life points, and am left at 4,350.”
 
“I set a monster face-down, and end my turn.”

@Zaknel  
he nods.
 
“i summon steamroid, set a card and attack your face down monster with steamroid.”

@Cerebrate19  
“You destroyed my Infinite wall of Shadows. Now, by banishing it, I am immune to damage for two turns.”

@Zaknel  
“except not. because the trap card vow of silence has permanently disabled all active effects of your monsters, including the ones on the graveyard.”

@Cerebrate19  
“There will be a counter.”

@Zaknel  
“not really, the effects are done and not coming back, you’ll have to lose them again if you want their effect.”

@Cerebrate19  
“You think that’s enough. I still have 4,350 life points. More than enough to last this turn.”

@Zaknel  
“there’s always the next one, attack dark lord.”

@Cerebrate19  
“500 life points are plenty.”

@Zaknel  
“well, my turn ends.”

@Cerebrate19  
“I draw again. The effect of Growing Deceased Shadows activates every standby phase and is not continuous. So, I gain 300 life points.”

@Zaknel  
(okay, that is SERIOUSLY bullshit.)