Villains Bar (Possible NSFW)

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Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Silver Bit -

Being a villain is tough, you have to spend every waking moment of your life plotting just to stay ahead of the game but even then luck is not on your side and you will often lose. Not to mention the daily hassle of maintaining your minions if you have them or dealing with the silence. Villains need to drink and relax too, and this is where the Villains Bar comes in. A place for villains to get away from the daily grind, chat, and of course have a drink. Anyone is allowed inside, but an expensive entrance fee deters most without it being too expensive for villains. However there are rules, and the rules are strictly enforced.
 
Rules:
 
1: No fighting in the bar
 
2: No conducting illegal business within the bar
 
3: No weapons in the Pub
 
4: If you break it, you buy it.
 
5: Anyone is allowed inside, if they pay the entrance fee.
 
Character cards are only needed for an OC villain, canon villains and other characters don’t need one.
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Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Silver Bit -

The bar in question was dimly lit, there was only one bartender behind the bar, the bartender in question was a changeling with a name tag that read Bob, of course Bob wasn’t his real name, changelings didnt really need names after all. Around the bar other sorts of scum intermingled, sitting and talking or playing pool. Some were gangsters, others minions, mooks mainly, it was too early in the day for the big shots to show
Brony96
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Name: Broken Mind  
Gender: Male  
Species: Unicorn  
Sexuality: Bisexual  
Age: 21  
Appearance: Slate coat, white and green mane, orange eyes and an earring on the left ear  
Notes: Has a split personality, which is represented by a crazy looking mask  
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Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Silver Bit -

@Brony96  
The changeling stares at him for a good 30 seconds before falling down and laughing his ass off. After a solid minute of laughing he gets right back up  
“Heheh…jeez kid, I’ve heard all sorts of responses. I show clients a time they won’t soon forget, I make people disappear, you know ominous and vague shit, but you? You just fucking say it!”
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Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Silver Bit -

@Brony96  
“Wha-? Nonono, what I mean is…ok picture this. You’re a kid again and it’s career day and dads are all saying, “I have worked this job for years, no one is better at it than I,” you know talking shit, but just when you’re getting sick of 5 minute speeches about the joys of being a mindless desk jockey you have this one dad who just fucking says, “I fuck bitches!” The changeling slams his hoof on the bar and laughs some more
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