The Forgive O-Matic

Trixie: Hey kids, have you ever been bad? Do you remember when you broke your mom’s favorite vase and then stapled it back together and hope she wouldn’t notice, that was bad.

@ianpony98  
Trixie: “Do you remember when you put your pet snake in Aunt Millie’s pajamas and she ran five miles without ever getting out of bed? That was bad too!”

Trixie: And do you remember when you stuffed your sister’s teddy bear in the food processor and told her it got chewed up by a giant bear eating wizard, and she believed it, that was really bad. The scrolls the bad things we do sin. And when we sin we need to be forgiven, that’s right. So I know what you’re thinking, Jeepers I’ve been bad. Why do I get forgiven? Am I right?

@ianpony98  
Trixie: Well, Moms, Dads, and fillies of all ages, have I got the thing for you%. The new Wrong Co. Forgive-O-Matic%

@Background Pony #4FFF  
Trixie: “Here, sir, the new Wrong Co. Forgive-O-Matic slices, dices, and purees your sins away! It’s as easy as this. Just dial up your sin here, press this button, and bingo! Faust forgives you your sin!”

Trixie: But wait there’s more. Order now and you’ll also receive a set of Ginsu 2 steak knives, the strongest knives on earth. Just listen to this.
 
Maud Pie pops up

@ianpony98  
Maud: “Hi. I’m a miner from West Virgineigh. In the last three weeks, we dug two miles through solid granite. All with one Ginsu 2 steak knife, and it’s still going strong.”

Trixie: That’s right, you get The Forgive-O-Matic and the steak knives all for a low price of $19.95. You’ve never seen a deal like this before, isn’t that right?
 
Maud: That’s right.

@ianpony98  
Trixie: “So don’t delay, order today! Operators are standing by! Remember you get The Forgive-O-Matic and the steak knives all for just $19.95!”
 
Scootaloo: Ahem-em
 
“Not now, kid, can’t you see I’m busy?”

Scootaloo: But I know lots of ponies who’ve been forgiven for bad things they’ve done.

@ianpony98  
Trixie: “Oh yeah? Well, they must have Forgive-O-Matic’s then, huh?”
 
Scootaloo: “No.”
 
“Well sure, you-you can’t be forgiven without a Forgive-O-Matic. Isn’t that right?”
 
Maud: “Stop yanking me up and down, I’m getting sick!” slowly walks away
 
knives fall over

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Scootaloo: The scroll says…If we ask Faust to forgive us, then She will~!

@Background Pony #4FFF  
Trixie: “You mean all you have to do is ask?”
 
Scootaloo: “Yep!”
 
“You don’t need a Forgive-O-Matic?”
 
“Nope!”
 
“Are you sure about this?”
 
“I sure am!”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Trixie: …Uh, Did I mention they make great Julian fries? Just drop the potato in here, push the button, and-and presto! Out come the best fries you ever tasted~!  
Scootaloo: Oh, look! It’s time to go~!

@Background Pony #4FFF  
Trixie: “But wait there’s more! Just spread the seeds on here, and in a few weeks… wala! Chia Forgive-O-Matic! Isn’t that cute?”
 
Scootaloo: “Say goodnight, Gracie.”
 
“Goodnight Gracie.”
 
lights go out and Trixie trips over in the dark