PonyTales- Scoots the Kindly Viking
Background Pony #2CD6
@ianpony98
Shouldn’t we be doing Queen Pink and the Ducky before doing Cadance… The Girl Who Became Queen and this?
Shouldn’t we be doing Queen Pink and the Ducky before doing Cadance… The Girl Who Became Queen and this?
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Twilight: “Hi kids, I’m Twilight Sparkle.”
Pinkie: “And I’m Pinkie Pie.”
“Welcome to PonyTales! Now Pinkie and I have gotten a lot of letters with questions about sharing.”
“We sure have. “When do I have to share?” “Why do I have to share?” “Whatever happened to Sonny and Cher?” Questions, questions, questions!”
Twilight: “Hi kids, I’m Twilight Sparkle.”
Pinkie: “And I’m Pinkie Pie.”
“Welcome to PonyTales! Now Pinkie and I have gotten a lot of letters with questions about sharing.”
“We sure have. “When do I have to share?” “Why do I have to share?” “Whatever happened to Sonny and Cher?” Questions, questions, questions!”
ianpony98 
Twilight: Uh yeah. Anyways we decided to tackle all your sharing questions in one show so…
Fancy: Oh yes, yes, Twilight, Twilight.
Twilight: What is it Fancy? We’re in the middle of a show.
Fancy: Oh yes exactly. I couldn’t help but notice that in Queen Pink and the Ducky, you let Flitter and Cloudchaser put on a show.
Fancy: Oh yes, yes, Twilight, Twilight.
Twilight: What is it Fancy? We’re in the middle of a show.
Fancy: Oh yes exactly. I couldn’t help but notice that in Queen Pink and the Ducky, you let Flitter and Cloudchaser put on a show.
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Twilight: “Uh yeah, but it didn’t work out very well.”
Archibald: “Understandably, so. Them being them and all. Uh, you see, I noticed that to date, PonyTales has been somewhat lacking in the taste and culture department.”
“Your point?”
“I’d like to do a show. they stare at Fancy It’ll be great. You’ll love it.”
Pinkie: “It’s about sharing, Twilight.”
Twilight: “Uh yeah, but it didn’t work out very well.”
Archibald: “Understandably, so. Them being them and all. Uh, you see, I noticed that to date, PonyTales has been somewhat lacking in the taste and culture department.”
“Your point?”
“I’d like to do a show. they stare at Fancy It’ll be great. You’ll love it.”
Pinkie: “It’s about sharing, Twilight.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Fancy Pants: “Oh, don’t worry about a thing! Prepare to be dazzled! All right, fellows. Bring out the set! Oh, you’re really in for the treat!”
Diamond Tiara: “Fireplace!”
Silver Spoon: “Fireplace!”
“The chair!”
“The chair!”
“The wardrobe!”
“Wardrobe!”
“Ambiance!”
“Ambiance!”
Fancy Pants: “Oh, don’t worry about a thing! Prepare to be dazzled! All right, fellows. Bring out the set! Oh, you’re really in for the treat!”
Diamond Tiara: “Fireplace!”
Silver Spoon: “Fireplace!”
“The chair!”
“The chair!”
“The wardrobe!”
“Wardrobe!”
“Ambiance!”
“Ambiance!”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
DT: “Oh, it’s just like you wanted!”
SS: “Exactly!”
Fancy: “Oh yes, lovely. Thank you for joining us this evening for what promises to be a cultural tour de force of pony programming. For our first story we present the world’s first all pony staging of Shakes Pear’s classic, “Hamlet”. Uh, did you get the script?”
“Well, actually this Hamlet, she is very hard to find. But we found something very similar.”
“Uh huh, similar.”
“Omelet?”
DT: “Oh, it’s just like you wanted!”
SS: “Exactly!”
Fancy: “Oh yes, lovely. Thank you for joining us this evening for what promises to be a cultural tour de force of pony programming. For our first story we present the world’s first all pony staging of Shakes Pear’s classic, “Hamlet”. Uh, did you get the script?”
“Well, actually this Hamlet, she is very hard to find. But we found something very similar.”
“Uh huh, similar.”
“Omelet?”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Fancy: “What!? That’s the-”
Twilight: “Fancy Pants, is everything alright?”
“What? Oh yes, of course. ahem Then, well, off we go, ha ha, presenting Shakes Pear’s classic, Omelet.”
Fancy: “What!? That’s the-”
Twilight: “Fancy Pants, is everything alright?”
“What? Oh yes, of course. ahem Then, well, off we go, ha ha, presenting Shakes Pear’s classic, Omelet.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Diamond Tiara: “Her majesty, the troubled Princess Omelet! Requests her daily eggs!”
Silver Spoon: “Cooked light and fluffy!”
Mr. Cake: “Doth not the troubled princess know that these are the last eggs in the entire kingdom?”
“But of course! Why do you think she is troubled?”
“Will the princess not share her eggs with her starving ponies?”
“Perhaps she’ll think about that over lunch.”
sighs “The princess’s eggs coming up.”
Diamond Tiara: “Her majesty, the troubled Princess Omelet! Requests her daily eggs!”
Silver Spoon: “Cooked light and fluffy!”
Mr. Cake: “Doth not the troubled princess know that these are the last eggs in the entire kingdom?”
“But of course! Why do you think she is troubled?”
“Will the princess not share her eggs with her starving ponies?”
“Perhaps she’ll think about that over lunch.”
sighs “The princess’s eggs coming up.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
rustling backstage, curtains open
Flitter/Princess Omelet: “Woe is me! I am troubled! Alas, forsooth the country is rapidly running out of eggs! The ponies are starving and I am helpless to help them. What will become of my kingdom? sniff sniff sniff Aha! Something’s cooking in the state of Denmarek.”
Mr. Cake/Horatio: “You’re eggs, Princess Omelet. Cooked light & fluffy. The last eggs in the kingdom!”
“The last poor yolks. I’ll chew them well Horatio.”
rustling backstage, curtains open
Flitter/Princess Omelet: “Woe is me! I am troubled! Alas, forsooth the country is rapidly running out of eggs! The ponies are starving and I am helpless to help them. What will become of my kingdom? sniff sniff sniff Aha! Something’s cooking in the state of Denmarek.”
Mr. Cake/Horatio: “You’re eggs, Princess Omelet. Cooked light & fluffy. The last eggs in the kingdom!”
“The last poor yolks. I’ll chew them well Horatio.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Flitter/Princess Omelet: “But soft! It is Ofillya! But soft? It is Ofillya!”
Starlight: “But I don’t want to do it! It’s embarrassing!”
Fancy: “Don’t be ridiculous! It’s tradition! It’s Shakes Pear’s day! All the stallions roles were played by mares!”
“I think we’re going to get letters about this. It is I, the fair Ofillya.”
Flitter/Princess Omelet: “But soft! It is Ofillya! But soft? It is Ofillya!”
Starlight: “But I don’t want to do it! It’s embarrassing!”
Fancy: “Don’t be ridiculous! It’s tradition! It’s Shakes Pear’s day! All the stallions roles were played by mares!”
“I think we’re going to get letters about this. It is I, the fair Ofillya.”
Background Pony #FD11
@Jack-Rabbit2SB
Omelette: Ah….Pray thee! What news, fair Ofillya! I beseech thee…Mm, Milady.
Omelette: Ah….Pray thee! What news, fair Ofillya! I beseech thee…Mm, Milady.
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #B7D1
Ofillya: “Oh, my Lord, I come with disparaging news!”
Princess Omelet: “More bad news?”
“The ponies my Lord! They are starving! There are not enough eggs for them! Meanwhile you, feast on eggs everyday, cooked light and fluffy! Tis rottenness that has beset our fair kingdom!”
“And on top of that, my eggs are getting cold!”
Ofillya: “Oh, my Lord, I come with disparaging news!”
Princess Omelet: “More bad news?”
“The ponies my Lord! They are starving! There are not enough eggs for them! Meanwhile you, feast on eggs everyday, cooked light and fluffy! Tis rottenness that has beset our fair kingdom!”
“And on top of that, my eggs are getting cold!”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
“Oh! My troubled princess! I beseech & Implore thee. Please share, share your eggs with the ponies.”
Princess Omelet: “Share my eggs? Share my eggs!? Then I won’t have any! What are you thinking fair Ofillya?”
sigh “Simply this. Faust says she likes it when we share our blessings. Good bye. walks off Can I take these off now?”
“Oh! My troubled princess! I beseech & Implore thee. Please share, share your eggs with the ponies.”
Princess Omelet: “Share my eggs? Share my eggs!? Then I won’t have any! What are you thinking fair Ofillya?”
sigh “Simply this. Faust says she likes it when we share our blessings. Good bye. walks off Can I take these off now?”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Omelet: “To eat or not to eat? That is the question. Whether tis nobler to share my eggs, cooked light & fluffy? Or just scarf down the whole thing myself!? To share or not to share?”
light switches back on & the background changes, Princess loses her lid to the platter. Button Mash shows up playing a game of battleship
“Whatcha doing there young lad?”
Button Mash: “Just playing, your highness.”
“Uh. Are you just gonna keep playing like that? Uh… alone?”
“Uh I don’t know. Would you like to share my game?”
“Well sure. Playing’s the thing.”
Omelet: “To eat or not to eat? That is the question. Whether tis nobler to share my eggs, cooked light & fluffy? Or just scarf down the whole thing myself!? To share or not to share?”
light switches back on & the background changes, Princess loses her lid to the platter. Button Mash shows up playing a game of battleship
“Whatcha doing there young lad?”
Button Mash: “Just playing, your highness.”
“Uh. Are you just gonna keep playing like that? Uh… alone?”
“Uh I don’t know. Would you like to share my game?”
“Well sure. Playing’s the thing.”
Background Pony #FD11
@Jack-Rabbit2SB
Button: Great! Just guess where you think my ships are~.
Omelet: Oh, okay~! thinks 2B.
Button: Not 2B.
Omelet: Drat. Your turn.
Button: notices the platter Hey, what’s that?
Button: Great! Just guess where you think my ships are~.
Omelet: Oh, okay~! thinks 2B.
Button: Not 2B.
Omelet: Drat. Your turn.
Button: notices the platter Hey, what’s that?
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #B7D1
Princess Omelet: “Oh that would be mine eggs. Cooked light & fluffy.”
Button Mash: “It lookest quite yummy. Might I try a bite?”
“I.. stammering well um… s-s-sure. Sure you can. Button takes a bite Hey!”
“What?”
“Methinks I just shared with you, didn’t I?”
“Methinks you did.”
“Ha! Sharing, you know that that wasn’t so bad. Actually it felt pretty good.”
“Your highness? The things Faust wants us to do for others usually makes us feel good too.”
Princess Omelet: “Oh that would be mine eggs. Cooked light & fluffy.”
Button Mash: “It lookest quite yummy. Might I try a bite?”
“I.. stammering well um… s-s-sure. Sure you can. Button takes a bite Hey!”
“What?”
“Methinks I just shared with you, didn’t I?”
“Methinks you did.”
“Ha! Sharing, you know that that wasn’t so bad. Actually it felt pretty good.”
“Your highness? The things Faust wants us to do for others usually makes us feel good too.”
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