PonyTales Pinkie and the Big Wall

Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Ponyites: “Cause we’re goin’ to the Promised Land! Yeah, we’re goin’ to the Promised Land! Cause we’re goin’ to the Promised Laaaaand!”
 
Twilight: “So off they went. After 40 years, the Ponyite’s were finally going to their new home. With a big grin, Pinkua led her ponies into the Promised Land. Unfortunately, she overlooked one little detail… Mareicho.“
 
cut to black; Song of the Cebu plays
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Silver Spoon: “Did you hear something, Diamond Tiara?”
 
Diamond Tiara: “May we, Silver Spoon. I think someone has bumped our wall!”
 
they look down and see the Ponyites
 
Pinkua: “Who are you?”
 
“Who are we? I think we should ask, who are you?”
 
“Oh um. I am Pinkua and these are the children of Ponrael.”
 
“Oh! Hello children!”
 
Flitter: “Hi!”
 
“It was nice to meet you, now go away.”
 
“Yes.” spit
Background Pony #C407
@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Pinkua: No, you don’t understand. Faust has given us this land for our new home. So well…You’re gonna have to leave.  
Silver Spoon: laughs Did you hear that, Diamond? The little filly says we have to leave!  
Pinkua: I’m a mare.  
Diamond Tiara: laughs with Silver Spoon That is hilarious!
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@Background Pony #AECF  
Silver Spoon: “Ho, Ho!”
 
Diamond Tiara: “Ha, Ha! Ahem! Let me point something out to you, filly. We have a wall.”
 
“Uh-huh.”
 
“You do not!”
 
“No.”
 
“If anyone is to be doing the leaving, it will be you.”
 
“Yes, that is right!”
 
Pinkua: “Now listen to me! Our Faust said that this land was ours! And that all we had to do was follow her directions so… I’m afraid, if you don’t come out, we’re going to have to come in there after ya!”
ianpony98
Artist -

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Silver Spoon: Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho.
 
Diamond Tiara: Ha Ha Ha Ha. I would like to see you try, you can never get over our giant wall little filly.
 
Silver Spoon: Yes little filly, you’re not a strong burro, you’re just a baby foal.
 
Pinkua: I’m a mare.
 
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon laugh while that happens, Silver Spoon accidentally knocks her slushee off the edge
 
Silver Spoon: Oh, my slushee.
 
first the lid floats to the ground, then the slushee cup splats on Flitter
 
Flitter: Maybe we should fall back and regroup.
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
DT: “Ha, Ha!”
 
SS: “Ho, Ho!”
 
“Flee, you cowards! You may have your Faust, but we have our wall!”
 
“Aha! Praise the wall!”
 
“Ho, Ho! I love the wall!”
 
Twilight: “Well, things weren’t going as smoothly as Pinkua had hoped. So the Ponyites decided to pull back and talk things over.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Apple Bloom: “That’s a big wall!”
 
Granny Smith: “This time, I really mean it! We should go back to Egypt!”
 
Ponyites: “Huh?”
 
“Don’t you remember? Snorkeling in the Nile, three square meals a day, plenty of exercise! Oh, it was paradise!”
 
“We were in slavery!”
 
“Nothing is perfect.”
 
Flitter: “Listen kids, that land is rightfully ours! And the only way we’re gonna get it is by taking out that wall! Right, Cloud Chaser?”
 
Cloud Chaser: “Uh, yeah, that, that’s right Flitter!”
 
“So Chaser and I are gonna put our heads together, and come up with a plan to take down the wall!”
 
“Yeah!”
 
“They are so aggressive.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Flitter: “Where did we put that chemistry set?”
 
Granny Smith: “Is Egypt north or south?”
 
Twilight: “Then she remembered that whenever Poneses didn’t know what to do, he would go and talk to Faust.”
 
Scootaloo: “How did he do that?”
 
“Well, Poneses found the best way was to go off by himself, and just listen.”
 
Pinkua: “I’ll be right back.”
 
“So Pink went away from the camp to see if she could hear Faust.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Twilight: “After she had gone aways, she saw a strange mare with a sword.”
 

 
Scootaloo: “Whoa!”
 
“Pink wondered whether this mare was on her side or on Mareico’s side.”
 
Pinkua: “Are you for us? Or for our enemies?”
 
Luna: “Neither. But as commander of the army of Lord Faust, I have now come.”
 
“Well, Pink realized that this was a messenger from Faust. So she immediately fell face down on the ground in reverence.”
 
falls flat on her face
 
“Wht mesge does my Lord hve for hr servt.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
they just shrug
 
Luna: “I’m sorry, I couldn’t make that out.”
 
Pinkua: spits out sand “I said, what message does my Lord have for her servant.”
 
“Oh. Really, that’s what you said?”
 
“Yes, that’s what I said.”
 
“Oh, alright. I come with directions from the Lord!”
 
“Great! What are they?”
 
“Yes. ahem The Lord says to you Pinkua. See, I have delivered Mareicho into your hoofs! March around the city once with all your ponies. Do this each day for six days. Have seven priests carry trumpets of rams horns in front of the ark. On the seventh day, march around the city seven times with the priests blowing the trumpets. When you hear them sound a long blast, have all the ponies give a loud shout, and the walls of the city will collapse! And Mareicho will be yours! Well, have fun.”
Background Pony #C407
@ianpony98  
Pinkua: …surprised a little  
Scootaloo: Those were very interesting directions.  
Twilight: They sure were. Pink went back to camp and told the plan to the rest of the Ponyites.
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Twilight: “They thought it was interesting too.”
 
Flitter: “So, we’re supposed to trot around the city for seven days, blow our little horns, yell, and the walls are just gonna fall down?”
 
Pinkua: “Yep, those are Faust’s directions.”
 
“Well, I’m sure that would work great, if the walls were made out of jello!”
 
Cloud Chaser: “Ooh! Then we could eat them.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
“I will!”
 
“Count me in!”
 
Flitter: “Just a minute! I think you’ll find our plan a bit more sophisticated. Blowing horns in the desert isn’t gonna do it. What we need is serious fire power. Chaser, the curtain!”
 
Cloud Chaser pulls the curtain to reveal a giant out of shape rocket
 
Ponyites: “Ooh!”
 
“Behold our creation! The Wallminator 3000!” crowd claps but how with hooves
 
Apple Bloom: “How are we clapping?”
 
Granny Smith: “I have no idea.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Twilight: “Shh! Pink has something to say.”
 
Pinkua: “Um, I think we’re forgetting something. ahem The Lord has given this land to us. No need to fuss, She knows what She’s doing. We know that She will take care of us if we will follow Her. Now everyone sing together.”
 
The Lord has given this land to us. No need to fuss, She knows what She’s doing. We know that She will take care of us if we will follow Her.”
 
“As your new leader, I think we should try doing it Faust’s way first.”
ianpony98
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Twilight: Well Faust’s way still sounded kinda funny but the Ponyites agreed to give it a try. And the next morning, there they were. Marching around Mareicho. It wasn’t long before the ponies of Mareicho noticed the Ponyites.
 
Diamond Tiara: What are you doing?
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