PonyTales Madame Rarity

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Diamond Tiara: Madame Rarity was confused. The little filly had so…little! And yet she was…Happy? Madame Rarity needed to think about this for awhile.

Trixie: Ah, Madame. Your kingdom awaits.

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Diamond Tiara: “Ah, maybe later. Right now, it was time to shop.”
 
Everyone enters the Stuff Mart, but Pinkie ends up running into the electric doors as they close. Madame, Twilight, and Pinkie look up at all the stuff on sale

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Diamond Tiara: “Well, needless to say the Stuff Mart was everything the sales ponies had made it out to be. Why, the spectacle was making her woozy.”
 
Madame Rarity: “I am feeling woozy.”
 
“And rightfully so.”
 
Trixie: “Well, Madame, shall we shop?”

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Diamond Tiara: This was the most glorious moment that Madame Rarity ever knew~! There was nothing she saw she could not have!

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DT: “Right away she found flatware just like Monsieur Lagoon’s, and then a sparkling new set of Franklin Mint spoons. Then she spotted a crock pot like Madame Lacrosse’s, then some ceramic jars to hold all her sauces. Not to mention a sofa like Edward and Tammy’s, and an entire collection of terry cloth jammies. It was not long before Madame Rarity had collected everything she had pictures of. She had already filled up a dozen shopping carts, but she didn’t stop there; she kept going.”
 
Trixie: “Madame, why don’t we have these things delivered to your house while you keep shopping? It’ll save time. Ten percent off delivery.”
 
Madame Rarity: “Oh, all right. That sounds good.”
 
Twilight: “I don’t know if that’s such a good idea.”
 
“Oh, look! Air compressors!”

Diamond Tiara: Then she grabbed a window scrapper and a gross of toilet paper. Then a ratchet set and pliers and surround sound amplifiers. And pretty soon the shopping carts Madame filled stretched around the isles, out the door, and all the way to her house.

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shopping montage continues until they take a break at the food court
 
Twilight: “Well, that about does it for me. Whaddya say we head home?”
 
Madame Rarity: “Oh, there are whole aisles we haven’t even seen yet. No! I’m not leaving until I have everything I need to be happy.”

Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash, look.

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Scootaloo: “It’s the train set I saw on TV! The Casey Junior Deluxe with working lights and real live stock smell. Oh, that’s what I really want. Can I get one, Dash? Huh, please?”
 
Rainbow Dash: “Oh, wow! That sure is a nice one, but it’s an awful lot of money.”
 
“Yeah, but…”
 
“I don’t think we can afford that right now, Scootaloo.”
 
“But…”
 
“Is there anything else you’d like? How about a ball? We could get a ball today. What do you think about that?”
 
“Okay, a ball would be nice. We could play with it in the park later, right?”
 
“Sure, Scootaloo.”

Scootaloo: singing Thank you Dash for our day, for our trip to the mall, for the time just with me, for my big red bouncy ball, for the fun in a flash, I’m happy your Rainbow Dash. That’s why I say thanks everyday.

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Rainbow Dash: “Because a thankful heart is a happy heart.”
 
Scootaloo: “I’m glad for what I have. That’s an easy way to start!”
 
“For Lord Faust who really cares.”
 
“And she listens to our prayers, that’s why I say thanks everyday.”
 
Both: “That’s why we say thanks everyday.”
 
Diamond Tiara: “Well. Now Madame was even more confused. How could this little filly be so happy after not getting what she really wanted. And why didn’t she feel happy even though she was getting everything she wanted.”
 
Trixie: “Uh, Madame. I think you’re going to enjoy our next aisle. Toaster ovens.”

Diamond Tiara: It was at that moment that Madame Rarity had a revolutionary thought.
 
Rarity: I don’t need a toaster oven.

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Trixie: “Well, of course you don’t need a toaster oven. I mean, really, who needs any of this stuff? But I think we both know that you want a toaster oven.”
 
Madame: “No, I don’t. But at last, I think I know what I do want.”
 
“Uh… what?”
 
“I want what that little filly with the ball has and what the other filly with the piece of pie has.”
 
“What’s that?”
 
“A happy heart.”

Trixie: A what?

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Madame Rarity: “A happy heart. They both have happy hearts. What aisle are the happy hearts in?”
 
Snails: “I’m afraid…”
 
Trixie: “We don’t have those.”
 
Diamond Tiara: “Suddenly, it was all becoming clear. Maybe a happy heart does not come from a store. Maybe the kids were right, maybe a happy heart is a thankful heart.”
 
“I’ve been so foolish. For so long I have had so much! A roof over my head, plenty of food, good friends. But all I wanted was more, more! No more! There’s a new Madame Rarity in town and she’s going to be thankful for what she has.”

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butterfly passes by
 
Madame: “Oh. What a lovely butterfly.”
 
sees the house tipping over
 
“My house!”
 
Pinkie: “It’s so stuffed full of stuff, it’s getting too heavy for the tree!”
 
Twilight: “We’ve gotta stop those deliveries before it’s too late! Come on, Pinkie, grab a cart!”

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Pinkie uses a shopping basket instead. They give chase to the house, Pinkie slowly behind them
 
Twilight: “Come on! Can’t this thing go any faster?”
 
finds a red button, pushes it, a pizza coupon comes out

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Pinkie’s still dragging her basket past Dinky and her parents house
 
Pinkie: “Hey there.”
 
Dinky: “Hey.”
 
Rarity and Twilight make it to the house
 
Twilight: “Stop!”
 
Madame Rarity: “Stop the deliveries!”

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house is tilting
 
Madame Rarity: “It’s holding…I think it’s going to hold…”
 
treehouse suddenly becomes stable, as Twilight and Rarity start chuckling in relief
 
Twilight: “That was a close one. We’ll take it from here, boys!”