PonyTales Madame Rarity
Background Pony #1B38
@ianpony98
Twilight: Hi, everypony~. I’m Twilight Sparkle, and welcome to-
something passes by
Twilight: ?? …I’m Twilight Sparkle, and welcome to-
something passes by again
Twilight: Pinkie! What are you doing? Come over here!
Twilight: Hi, everypony~. I’m Twilight Sparkle, and welcome to-
something passes by
Twilight: ?? …I’m Twilight Sparkle, and welcome to-
something passes by again
Twilight: Pinkie! What are you doing? Come over here!
ianpony98
Pinkie: It’s my new smoothie action jeep. I’d been wanting just forever and now it’s finally mine.
Background Pony #1B38
Twilight: Wow%, you must be really happy to get a cool toy like that%.
Background Pony #D124
@Jack-Rabbit2SB
Pinkie: gets out of the jeep There’s just one more thing I need before I can really be happy~.
Twilight: What’s that?
Pinkie: gets out of the jeep There’s just one more thing I need before I can really be happy~.
Twilight: What’s that?
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #E287
Pinkie: “The camper.”
Twilight: “The what?”
“The suzy-action camper. You just hook it up to the trailer hitch on my action jeep and I’ll be ready for a weekend of wilderness fun.”
Pinkie: “The camper.”
Twilight: “The what?”
“The suzy-action camper. You just hook it up to the trailer hitch on my action jeep and I’ll be ready for a weekend of wilderness fun.”
Background Pony #D124
@ianpony98
Pinkie: I dunno. There’s also the dirt bike?
Twilight: The dirt bike?
Pinkie: And the jetski.
Twilight: Uh-
Pinkie: And the action hang glider.
Twilight: Pinkie? How much stuff do you need to be happy?
Pinkie: I dunno. There’s also the dirt bike?
Twilight: The dirt bike?
Pinkie: And the jetski.
Twilight: Uh-
Pinkie: And the action hang glider.
Twilight: Pinkie? How much stuff do you need to be happy?
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #E287
Pinkie: “I don’t know. How much stuff is there?”
Twilight: “Heh heh. Maybe this would be a good topic for today’s show.”
Pinkie: “I don’t know. How much stuff is there?”
Twilight: “Heh heh. Maybe this would be a good topic for today’s show.”
Background Pony #D124
@ianpony98
Twilight: Huh? Hey! It’s the rich fillies%! Hi, Diamond Tiara%! Hello, Silver Spoon~!
Twilight: Huh? Hey! It’s the rich fillies%! Hi, Diamond Tiara%! Hello, Silver Spoon~!
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@Background Pony #A696
Diamond Tiara: “That’s right. And in Prance, we have a story that I think we’ll answer your question. It’s called, Madame Rarity.
Pinkie: Madame Rarity! I think I’ve seen that one. Doesn’t it have Jerry Lewis in it?”
“No. Be quiet and watch the film.”
“Sorry.”
Diamond Tiara: “That’s right. And in Prance, we have a story that I think we’ll answer your question. It’s called, Madame Rarity.
Pinkie: Madame Rarity! I think I’ve seen that one. Doesn’t it have Jerry Lewis in it?”
“No. Be quiet and watch the film.”
“Sorry.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
camera pans across a meadow, before panning across a forest of trees, while a butterfly flies over the trees, before the camera pans on a treehouse in the middle of the forest
Diamond Tiara: “Now Madame Rarity was a sad little pony. She lived by herself in a house in a tree. Her maids would show up each morning at nine. They’d open the door to hear Madame whine.”
camera pans across a meadow, before panning across a forest of trees, while a butterfly flies over the trees, before the camera pans on a treehouse in the middle of the forest
Diamond Tiara: “Now Madame Rarity was a sad little pony. She lived by herself in a house in a tree. Her maids would show up each morning at nine. They’d open the door to hear Madame whine.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Rarity: “I’m so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo. I’m so blue I don’t know what to do.”
Twilight and Pinkie: “She’s so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo. She’s so blue, she don’t know what to do.”
Rarity: “I’m so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo. I’m so blue I don’t know what to do.”
Twilight and Pinkie: “She’s so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo. She’s so blue, she don’t know what to do.”
ianpony98
Diamond Tiara: “Her maids whose names were Twilight and Pinkie, would help her with chores in a house in a tree. Twilight would wash dishes for Pinkie to dry. Madame would stack them and then start to cry.
Jack-Rabbit2SB
@ianpony98
Rarity: “I’m so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo.”
Twilight and Pinkie: “She’s so blue she don’t know what to do.”
“These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped. This rose is on backward and this one is flipped. These spoons are too tiny, these forks are no good. These knives have gone dull and don’t slice like they should. My neighbors have nice things, I’ve seen them myself. In fact, I keep pictures up here on my shelf. Look at this new flatware of Monsieur Lagoon’s and Monsieur Desplanes has twelve Franklin Mint spoons. And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink. Why, he even has a disposal, I think. And look at this crock pot of Madame Lacrosse’s and ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces. Nice sauces.”
Rarity: “I’m so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo.”
Twilight and Pinkie: “She’s so blue she don’t know what to do.”
“These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped. This rose is on backward and this one is flipped. These spoons are too tiny, these forks are no good. These knives have gone dull and don’t slice like they should. My neighbors have nice things, I’ve seen them myself. In fact, I keep pictures up here on my shelf. Look at this new flatware of Monsieur Lagoon’s and Monsieur Desplanes has twelve Franklin Mint spoons. And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink. Why, he even has a disposal, I think. And look at this crock pot of Madame Lacrosse’s and ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces. Nice sauces.”
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