PonyTales Madame Rarity

Background Pony #1B38
@ianpony98  
Twilight: Hi, everypony~. I’m Twilight Sparkle, and welcome to-  
something passes by  
Twilight: ?? …I’m Twilight Sparkle, and welcome to-  
something passes by again  
Twilight: Pinkie! What are you doing? Come over here!
Background Pony #D124
@ianpony98  
Pinkie: I dunno. There’s also the dirt bike?  
Twilight: The dirt bike?  
Pinkie: And the jetski.  
Twilight: Uh-  
Pinkie: And the action hang glider.  
Twilight: Pinkie? How much stuff do you need to be happy?
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@Background Pony #A696  
Diamond Tiara: “That’s right. And in Prance, we have a story that I think we’ll answer your question. It’s called, Madame Rarity.
 
Pinkie: Madame Rarity! I think I’ve seen that one. Doesn’t it have Jerry Lewis in it?”
 
“No. Be quiet and watch the film.”
 
“Sorry.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
camera pans across a meadow, before panning across a forest of trees, while a butterfly flies over the trees, before the camera pans on a treehouse in the middle of the forest
 
Diamond Tiara: “Now Madame Rarity was a sad little pony. She lived by herself in a house in a tree. Her maids would show up each morning at nine. They’d open the door to hear Madame whine.”
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Rarity: “I’m so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo. I’m so blue I don’t know what to do.”
 
Twilight and Pinkie: “She’s so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo. She’s so blue, she don’t know what to do.”
ianpony98
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Diamond Tiara: “Her maids whose names were Twilight and Pinkie, would help her with chores in a house in a tree. Twilight would wash dishes for Pinkie to dry. Madame would stack them and then start to cry.
Jack-Rabbit2SB

@ianpony98  
Rarity: “I’m so blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo, blue hoo hoo hoo.”
 
Twilight and Pinkie: “She’s so blue she don’t know what to do.”
 
These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped. This rose is on backward and this one is flipped. These spoons are too tiny, these forks are no good. These knives have gone dull and don’t slice like they should. My neighbors have nice things, I’ve seen them myself. In fact, I keep pictures up here on my shelf. Look at this new flatware of Monsieur Lagoon’s and Monsieur Desplanes has twelve Franklin Mint spoons. And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink. Why, he even has a disposal, I think. And look at this crock pot of Madame Lacrosse’s and ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces. Nice sauces.”
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