Escape from The Zone [Anthro, Action + Mystery, NSFW]

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
“I suppose it’s just how I am. Now come up.”

@Chrys  
(Come up?)

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
(Onto the vehicle)

@Toffee  
(Bytes is already in.)

The vehicle was truly a marvel of engineering. The whole interior was the one of great space, with a living room like space squeezed in close to a storage. A metallic door at the front had a tag above it, written in readable yet ugly “Driver’s Room”, a smiling emote with sunglasses drewn close to it.
 
If one’d inspect the vehicle interior some close, he or she could count two ancient couches close to the driver’s door, with a coffee table with a neat array of wasted bullets on it also a part of the small “chill zone”. The rest was sparsely, nigh spartanically furnished.
 
Above one of the velvet couches was a inscription in some language.. One’d have to get closer to understand it.
 
But who would have time for it: the balaclava masked pony suddenly appeared from the driver’s door, which’d open automatically without a familiar glow of magical power. “Make yourself comfortable, kids. Our route will only take us a few minutes until the good gentleponies at the border are reached. After that it is full steam on to the first lootable urban area in our lovely Zone!” He announced, gesturing for the whole crew to make themselves at home theatrically, while Quickshot was priming that the ramp on the back of the vehicle (it’s entrance, duh) be raised after all got inside.

@Chef Unionista ZGU  
Fang stepped over to the couch to check out the inscription.

Bump.)

@Chef Unionista ZGU  
(Mmyes?)

@Cerebrate19
 
Odd. The alphabet was not Equestrian, nor Gryphon or even the somewhat familiar Zebrican. The letters were not written by hand, but seemed as if pressed by machine.

@Chef Unionista ZGU  
“Diamond dog cyrillic.”

@Chef Unionista ZGU  
The pegasus would walk to the couch and flop on it, letting out a content sigh. “Well… this is probably gonna be the most comfortable I’m gonna be for a while…” He’d prop himself up on the couch and pull out his vaquero, checking everything to make sure it was still in good shape

@Chef Unionista ZGU  
Bytes: Erm……mind if I ask how safe this’ll be?

@Toffee  
(What’s a vaquero?)

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
(Gun)

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
(a vaquero is actually the spanish term for cowboy or technically riding herder really usually dealing with bred horses and taming them as well.)

@Cerebrate19  
Well yeah but I’m these terms I’m talking about the ruger Vaquero, a single action revolver)

(why do we even post here, Chef flat out refuses to allow any of his threads to be active.)

@Cerebrate19  
(I PM’d him.)

(There are atleast several other dozen roleplays here on the forum you can spend your time doing active RP in. As this single thread is a long-termed one, and me being notoriously slow, I’d rather encourage you to engage in RP in those other threads while waiting for me to reply. That seems both very rational and effective in cotaining boredom and rplust.)

@Chef Unionista ZGU  
(Eh, the roleplays I’m in are kinda on pause.)

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
(Same)

@Chrys
 
@Zaknel
 
Alright, I’ve heard issues exist between you two, which does seem to be appropriate given to the fact that everybody else has done the reply while the both of you are unwilling to post. Are you willing to continue doing RP here, or can you not bear each other and are not willing to carry on RP here? If I have misunderstood the situation, enlighten me.

@Chef Unionista ZGU  
(Wait, really? The only two I know of that have had bad blood are Toffee and Cerebrate.)

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  
(And that was sorted out)

@Toffee  
(Mm-hmm. 👍)