Defeat Discord! (SFW Mostly)

Kiryu2012

@Stridershy  
Discord was blown away by the explosion, 3 points of damage being dealt to him.
 
“N-no,” Discord said through gritted teeth as the draconequus tried desperately to stand up after being struck by such an attack. “I wo-won’t let you f-fools win!”
 
Raising up his hands, Discord began to create a black hole, the orb of darkness growing larger and larger as parts of the surrounding land began to be sucked within the vortex.
 
“If I’m going down,” Discord said with a truly maniacal grin. “I’m taking you all with me!” Laughing in pure insanity, Discord made the black hole bigger and bigger still, threatening to consume all in his path…
 
Discord HP: 1/100
Boxless

stop using Derpi lmao
@Kiryu2012  
Suddenly, boxpone.
 
“How about no?”
 
Suddenly, another boxpone. And another. And another… That black hole just collapsed from the sheer amount of cute in the vicinity.
 
HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG-
Stridershy

@Kiryu2012
 
Using the last bits of golden energy, Tager converted it all to electricity. “MAGNA-TECH WHEEL!” Catching Discord into the massive electric tornado, he spun, slamming his massive arms into the beast, before slamming him down into the ground, the explosion causing Discord to fly into the air.
 
“Now, we finish this my way! UNLEASHING LIMITER!” Tager’s arms glowed as Discord was violently pulled into them, holding up the beast above his head, Tager began to charge the rocket boosters in his feet. He flew high up into the air, before turning downwards, plummeting towards the earth with Discord still in his hands.
 
KING  
OF  
TAAAAAAAAAAAGERRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Kiryu2012

(Sorry.)
 
Struck by all the attacks at once, Discord was finished.
 
Collapsing onto his hands and feet, the draconequus gasped and panted, the fight having been knocked out of him as he struggled to comprehend his defeat.
 
“T-that’s no possible…” Discord managed to say. By this point, the black suddenly intensified, beginning to suck in Discord. Desperate, the Spirit of chaos dug his claws into the ground, too weak to use his magic as he was slowly dragged towards the black hole.
 
“This can’t be!” Discord cried, before he lost his grip on the ground. Tumbling backwards, Discord was sucked into the black hole, the draconequus reaching out as he was pulled in.
 
“I’ll be back!” Discord managed to shout, before he was pulled into the black hole, before it closed up and vanished.
 
Everything Discord had done before and during the battle began to be undone, reverting back to its rightful nature as Discord’s chaos was cleansed from this world.
 
For now, this world could breathe a sigh of relief.
Background Pony #2FE8
Weeks later, a random pony tosses garbage at the lingering black hole.
 
With two semi-permanent magic shields placed at two distances from the singularity; one bordering outside the event horizon to speed up it’s entropy, & another farther out at 1.5x the radius of the ergosphere, the garbage melts & ignites into white-hot bullets as it zips toward & disperses across the outer shield. After throwing more in, the trash transforms & coalesces into layers of exotic subatomic matter, along with any magnetic metals extracted from the trash forming into long orbiting chains around the spectacle.
 
In no time, the glowing exotic matter covers up the warped 3D-still image of Discord painted across the black hole’s event horizon; a heavily red-shifted silhouette of his very last moment before he was pulled though a door to existential oblivion.
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