Defeat Discord! (SFW Mostly)

Kiryu2012

Directly inspired by Destroy the Godmodder. :P
 
In this game, you must defeat the Spirit of Chaos himself. Use any attacks you want, while I will be Discord.
 
Discord HP: 100/100
 
Notes(much like DtG tips):
 
  1. Don’t expect your attack to actually work.
     
  2. You can help Discord, but he’ll betray you.
     
  3. If an attack works, it will usually do little damage, and Discord will make sure it won’t work a second time.
     
  4. You can use ‘charged’ units, and they will help in battle. The longer you charge them, the more powerful and effective they will be. 1 post summons of an entity are generally turned to Discord’s own team instantly, but there are exceptions.
     
  5. If you charge a summon, don’t say ‘I’m going to charge it for 150 posts’ and then move the progress by 10 per post by you. Because then it will only be a 15 post charge.
     
  6. You can use more than one attack per post, but the more you use, the less effective they will be.
     
    To get an idea of how this works, here’s the original Destroy the Godmodder: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/434145-destroy-the-godmodder
     
    Discord let out a taunting laugh, the Spirit of Chaos once more having brought Ponyville and the rest of Equestria into total chaos. Hovering several feet above the ground, the draconequus had his arms folded over his chest while he smirked. “Now then, who’d like to go first?”
Kiryu2012

@Kiryu2012
CHAOS DETECTED
CHARGING MEMES
 
“This should be fun!” Discord just said, laughing aloud as cotton candy clouds starting firing chocolate lightning bolts around the battlefield.
 
Discord HP: 100/100
ŽidovskiKrižar

@Kiryu2012
 
“Ser Richemond, I suggest we bring the artillery?” The oh not so familiar voice said, and almost instanteniously did a twelve pounder gun appear just several yards away from the being of chaos.
 
Artillery has been brought to the fight.
Kiryu2012

@Luke1066
Welp, good thing his waiter told him to carry his hammer today. Poni starts hammering box
 
Discord eats the hammer.
 
 
@Toffee  
@Kiryu2012
Wow very original. Time to charge up the elements of harmony again
 
Alas, Discord has already hid them in another dimension.
 
 
@ŽidovskiKrižar  
“Ser Richemond, I suggest we bring the artillery?” The oh not so familiar voice said, and almost instanteniously did a twelve pounder gun appear just several yards away from the being of chaos.
Artillery has been brought to the fight.
 
“Go on,” Discord simply taunted. “Bring your best weapons and see how they stand against me!”
 
Discord snapped his fingers, turning the ground to soap and making the next random user’s attack fail.
 
Discord HP: 100/100
Kiryu2012

@Kiryu2012
Well he found them
 
Upon closer inspection though, the Elements in question were bombs disguised as the real Elements…Boom…
 
 
@Luke1066  
@Kiryu2012
MEMES CHARGED
Anon has appeared!
Anon HP ???/??? (looks like you gotta Scan him first!)
Box HP 48/50
 
Discord was quick to scan Anon with DBZ’s scouter.
 
 
@Toffee  
@Luke1066
He now kicks the box. Throwing a rock at it
 
The rock suddenly stopped in midair and flew away bleating like a goat.
 
Discord whipped out a giant candy cane and swatted two random users.
 
Discord HP: 100/100
Boxless

stop using Derpi lmao
@Kiryu2012  
Anon:  
HP 100/100  
Weak to: That Feel, Scruffy  
Strong Against: Everything else  
The scouter explodes upon trying to display his meme level.
 
Box HP 45/50
Kiryu2012

suddenly a large dragon joins the fight, booping discord harder than anything in existance
dragon HP 75/75
 
Instead, the dragon boops a Boomer from Left 4 Dead…boom…
 
@Luke1066  
@Kiryu2012
Anon:
HP 100/100
Weak to: That Feel, Scruffy
Strong Against: Everything else
The scouter explodes upon trying to display his meme level.
Box HP 45/50
 
“This outta be fun!” Discord cackled.
 
Discord summoned a wave of freezing cold blue fireballs to rain down upon the battlefield, freezing the next random user.
 
Discord HP: 100/100
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