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Atleast Robert doesn’t have to put up with it anymore.

The bluespike thing was painfully not funny, but when your life is like Chris you get a dark sense of humor.

I guess we do got to remember some of the bad crap that fucked them up for life.

Gonna have to disagree. Bluespike and The Idea Guys were complete monsters. There wasn’t anything funny about the death of Robert Chandler, the living conditions in the house, or the house fire.

I really hope they didn’t fuck their mom, and this is just a ploy to go to jail or get fame.

Everything was funny and cool until this.

Even if they did do it, they’re probably batshit insane and don’t need to be in jail anyway, more like a mental hospital.

I’m pretty sure Chris is some antisocial CIA experiment. Their whole life and identity is turmoil, they are God of chaos death and disfunction of the CPU goddess nintendo robertchu Christina chandler of the dimension c-197 of the blueheart Jesus Muhammad ultra plus commodore 64 several lightning bolt symbols.

it’s hard to look away, they are asshole incarnate, a true deuterostome. Maybe we’re all a little Chris Chan. Just hopefully not the part that fucked their mom.

I believe in science, but Chris Chan makes me pray to God.

@Zincy
Might be the one mortal enemy of SEGA that is Chris Chan himself has been into good riddance for SEGA.

I had a ponder earlier while watching Sonic Prime.

I wonder how much of current Sonic media Chris is aware of. Prime, the IDW-verse, the second Sonic movie, Frontiers.

Also, I realized the grand irony that the franchise has suddenly become good after Chris was arrested. Like a weight was lifted from it.

@Background Pony #43FC
A competent Chris would actually be dangerous.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
He’s everything nobody ever wants to be, basically.

He doesn’t know how to live as a human even at a basic level.

@Background Pony #43FC
He’s an incel in denial to more accurately put it.
One who keeps insisting they respect women. But often came out the opposite in practice. One who claims to be more “feminine” but knows nothing about being a female. But at the same time, he’s is largely inept at being even a man as well. He’s a loser.

@Beau Skunky
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While Chris Chan is technically a millenial having been born in 1982. It was on an early point of the generation (1981 often being considered the starting point). He’s basically a Gen X person in the way he was born to parents from the Silent Generation.

It’s quite scary to think that he’s old enough to a a parent to either a late millenial or a Gen Z.

My parents are from the Boomer generation. As I’m pretty sure most of our parents here are.

I recall, CWC hates traditional masculinity, and didn’t get along with males growing up. I wouldn’t blame previous decades for that, as honestly the 80s/90s in some ways were quite progressive.

And honestly toxic behavior still exists, but it’s not exclusively masculine or feminine, or should be blamed on either gender traditions.

There’s alot of other reasons and theories of why CWC is the way they are. Part of it seems influenced by the media/society’s perception, and preasures of losing one’s virginity, which may be partly why CWC was so obsessed with that.
Or maybe they just didn’t fully understand romsntic relations outside movies, sitcoms, and stuff as they were quite sheltered.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Indeed.

Man! It’s really jarring to think that this series is coming close to present day.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
So far there’s no evidence to support that claim

So are the rumours about 14 Branchcourt being put up for sale true?

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
they got fucked too hard. Brain stopped developing.

This is how narcissist work. they get brain damage from another narcissist and stuck as a child, then act like an angry child to everyone they meet. Chris was surrounded by multiple people who imprinted their evil personality onto him.

f the mind long and hard enough, it stops evolving and instead only focuses on surviving. chris isn’t trying to get out of their situation anymore, now they’re only trying to survive it.

Ash Ketchum only has like… a growth hormone deficiency and amnesia. totally different.

It’s quite hilarious how Ash Ketchum, the very character that Chris once looked up to as a kid, has grown much more in character than Chris himself has, who’s basically stuck as a 8 year old mentally. Despite the fact that Ash is eternally physically 10 and is a fictional character.
If anything, Ash, past the first, second and third generation, behaved more like an adult character than a kid in the later generations.

Speaking of which. Since the Pokemon Official franchise representatives have officially came out with the news that they are finally retiring Ash as the anime MC after a couple decades and a half. I’m now curious as to how Chris would take the news. Since it’s well known this guy doesn’t take change well. Even by standards among most autistic folks.

If he’s even aware of the new Pokemon games.
We know from a few letters from jail that he is somewhat aware of the whole Russo-Ukraine War, although a childish take on it. The Monkey Pox and stuff.
Is he even aware MLP G5 is already airing?
I don’t even think he’s aware the Queen is dead… this one maybe, but he’s not mentioned anything about it.

@lonewolf
Where is the source of the news?

@lonewolf
Inb4 4chan launches an operation to secure ownership of Chris Chan’s home…

Well apparently his mom is living with relatives and the house has been cleaned out, which means it’s likely going to be sold (and Chris still can’t go there). Wouldn’t surprise me if one of his fans (or trolls) tried to buy it.

@Background Pony #43FC
It also makes me wonder how he still hasn’t died yet from a plethora of health issues considering his shitty lifestyle. Or at least become physically disabled.

They probably have some wild genes.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
I really agree, I am speechless about this as well.

My guess is that he feared death and desires immortality, while its only in fiction, but knowing him… yeah…

@Background Pony #43FC
However, it is quite curiously baffling why he isn’t suicidal. Because most in his shoes would have considered doing the… you know. I’m not advocating this in any way. But after observing the behaviors of many who are seemingly likeminded as him. It usually ends up with them offing themselves, maybe even taking some others with them in the process.

I’m rather impressed that he still thinks life is even worth living considering the state of his. Never has he ever expressed any, zil, suicidal thoughts in his life.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
In general, he’s a heartless complete monster at heart, if it wasn’t for his autism, he’d done worse as you said, plenty of people who aren’t even autistic but are socially outcasts had done vile things as well.

@Background Pony #43FC
He treats everyone as some sort of cartoon character. Or worse, one of his toys/possessions.
This is a person who thought he could write to Santa to “gift” him a “boyfriend free sweetheart”. Let that sink in.

The guy clearly lacks the ability to see others as humans. As much as he insists he could.

People often say that he wouldn’t be like this if he wasn’t autistic. Some would beg to disagree. If anything, his autism actually kept him “tame” and made him inept to pull off anything serious for the most part.
Autism or not, he’s a shitty person at heart.
Could you imagine him being competent in what he does? And succeed? That would be a scary and dangerous scenario to think of. I would go as far as to say he’d be a serial predator/rapist, or a serial killer. Mass shooter. Because he does display all the warning signs. It’s just that he is ironically and thankfully incompetent at whatever he does.