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All my weird or scary dreams come in afternoon naps. Like my dog being eaten..

Last night I had the weirdest dream so I might as well share it.
 
I dreamed I was watching a TV show named “The David Tennant show” where the show was about that guy’s life as a father, husband and actor, but with the twist that he was dressed like the 10th Doctor and acted in character all the time, just because the hell of it. His wife and kids just rolled with it, and whenever he interacted with other people on the street they were either weirded out, or laughed, or were about to do do some bad things and they stopped themselves because “the Doctor” told them so.  
Tennant wasn’t crazy, or delusional and didn’t had any special abilities: he was just having fun with his old costume and props and knew exactly when was the moment to stop.
 
Since last night I finished subbing DuckTales, I suppose Tennant’s voice ended up playing some tricks on the back of my mind while I was asleep. Well, that and I recently had rewatched his skits with Catherine Tate where they also made fun of Tennant’s role as the Doctor. Either way, when I awoke I spent a moment remembering my dream and wishing it could have been a real thing.

If I’m not naked in my dreams I’m in a dress.

@pixel  
Did he compose a new song in that dream?

@BadgingBadger  

 
I only started having those dreams when I started sleeping in the nude.
 
Anyway, necroing because last night I had this really surreal dream in which John Lennon actually faked his death, became a terrorist, and started making episodes of the TV show Arthur in which he’d announce his violent plans.

…why do i constantly dream of being naked in public? It feels horrifying up until i wake up.

I Only remember to completely disconnected parts of a pretty weird dream I had last night, and the first one is a little fuzzy. In the first one, I think I was banned from this site for explaining how to raytracing works because The mods thought it was too confusing and complicated ot something like that.
 
The second part, I dreamt that I was on a boat in a storm with Petyr Baelish and Sansa Stark. Having only gotten up to the third episode of the fifth season, and not knowing at what point in the series This was, I asked Petyr what season it was. Naturally, as they don’t have TV and don’t understand the concept of a TV season, he said it was autumn. For some reason this made me think that this was at least a year after the events of the series up to the point I had watched, so first I asked how long it had been since Sansa had been married off to Ramsey, but then my subconscious realized that was a bad idea based on some spoilers I read on the Internet, and this did not go over well in my dream, so then I asked how long it had been since King Robert died and I don’t remember what happened after that.

I had a weird dream a few nights ago.I was a space pirate in a damaged ship.I contacted a passing ship and docked.Rainbow Dash showed me around the ship.she asked me about my past,and I mentioned working alongside Haruhi Suzumiya(?!).The captain was Starlight Glimmer.I was rude to her and she fell in love with me for some reason.I went to the galley and met some weird short fat guy who looked kinda like Mickey Rooney,and another short fat guy who had no legs,and rolled around on a skateboard.

I dreamt I was on some kind of spacecraft that was crashing, and there was a countdown to the impact. I was trying to save people by trying to get them out, but I couldn’t do it in time. I was in tears, apologizing that I couldn’t save them as the time neared zero. I woke up before time ran out, and I’m kind of glad I did. This is the second time I’ve dreamt of dying in an explosion, but the first time I actually went through the whole explosion. It’s kind of frightening.

RWBY was is my dreams again, I think. I was playing some sort of RPG and the character sure looked like Ruby Rose but she had Wice’s weapon. I picked up an item I wanted to know more about among a mass pick up and couldn’t find it in my inventory.
 
Then it turned into the ending of a FOP episode about gender identity.

I remember a dream where I was in a car, the cops were driving on the wrong side of the road, and busted me for no apparent reason. Before that, I was fighting monsters at a Japanese castle with a Quake III Arena rocket launcher.

I dreamt where my icon here got taken down by mods because of how unoriginal it was. Even though it isn’t supposed to be.  
It was great.

To the guys who are still virgins here,  
|| Have you ever dreamed of having sex? Because i once dreamed i was about to bang a girl, i was ready to out it in, but got interrupted by my effing parents. Then i woke up. ||

@Pacific Glow  
Huh, funny.  
|| Once i dreamed of a wall that imitated the interior of the human body within a vault, and then it pulsed and the partner i was with screamed that it was gross, and then i woke up ||

@BadgingBadger  
WARNING: May be sickening to some lurkers  
It was a moldy warehouse with run-down restrooms everywhere.

@Pacific Glow  
Describe, please?

@BadgingBadger  
I had a rather shitty repeating dream location.

Anyone else happens to notice repeating dream locations after waking up?  
I swear, i remember at least three dreams where i was in a string of boat cruisers which doubled as shopping malls.

I dreamed about having a seizure last night. I still felt some of the stiffness after I woke up.

@Collin Magney  
Hawt

One time I had a dream about a pink-haired anime chick in a one-piece swimsuit with big tits running towards me.

@Pacific Glow  
Noone ever stole my waifu,but Pinkie Pie wouldn’t introduce me to Maud in one of my dreams.maybe Pinkie was trying to steal Maud.thats kinda hot.

Usually I don’t remember my dreams, but a few days ago I dreamed that I was living in an igloo in Chernobyl.  
Best dream I ever had.

@Pacific Glow  
I don’t really consider anyone my waifu so no.

@pixel  
If you have a waifu, did anyone in that dream try to steal it?