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Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 33866

Zincy
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@GenericArchangel

If I werent literally on the other end of the continent I'd offer my, services, in either finding you some action or, providing some.

But Cali eh? I'm not overly familiar with the tail scene out that way. But 90 min ain't too bad. I used to date a girl two hours away from me back when I lived in a town called Radford.

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Zincy
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@Dex Stewart

That's sound advice at all times.


Don't put it in your wallet though, unless you have a rigid plastic protector. They will likely be damaged in your wallet without that.

And if you keep them in your car, keep them out of the heat and throw them away after about a month and get new ones.

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GenericArchangel
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@Zincy
I’d appreciate this solution more if all
my coworkers weren’t already in monogamous relationships. I 100% agree with you, and if I lived even vaguely close to some of the folks I know online I wouldn’t be starved of intimacy, that’s for sure.

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Zincy
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@GenericArchangel

I fucked a lot of coworkers in the parking lot of a few of my old jobs.


Love finds a way, as it were.

I honestly think more people should have casual sex. I feel a lot of problems in life would go away if more people just had sex to build bonds and relieve tension. Wed also all be way more relaxed and way less pent up.

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GenericArchangel
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@Zincy
Same roof, hence the problem. And honestly, if I didn’t have that problem, I do suspect the time would find itself, if that makes any sense. Sure I work a shitty schedule with shifts right in the evening when people do things, but I think that’s not my real issue.

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Zincy
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@GenericArchangel

I'd suggest trying to make time, if possible. Starving yourself of intimacy for the sake of productivity is rarely a good tradeoff.

As for family, I suppose if you're still living under your parents roof you'd do well to tip toe a bit, but if you're out on your own, fuck em.

Life is too short to chain yourself to people who want to control you. Live your own life, all its ups and downs.

Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 33857

Meanlucario
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@Zincy
Personally, not being social enough nor knowing where to start (though my religious beliefs do play a part). I also blame the autism for the social part.

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MethidMan
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@Zincy
@Zincy
This is very valuable information…

My mom is very eager for me to get married as she wants me to have someone who'll take care of me when she's gone. While I understand her intentions, the way she's going about it is all wrong…

I was once introduced to a suitor (suitress?) overseas in Albania. What I thought was agreeing to go steady with her to see if she was compatible was seen by everyone else as me accepting to be engaged with her right off the bat… I felt ensnared by a misunderstanding that I couldn't just talk my way out of with everyone already congratulating me and patting me on the back until a couple of months later after coming back to the US when everybody's expectations were even higher…

When I eventually revealed my true feelings, it caused a huge, and I mean HUGE, uproar among our families to the point where it was feared the girl would commit suicide and I would never be able to forgive myself… My mom had a breakdown and it was nothing but really tense heartache and emotions for weeks…

This happened 3 years ago. My mom's looking for another girl for me while she's vacationing overseas with our relatives. Again, I understand my mom's emotions about not wanting me to be alone, but…I'm also very wary of having kids in this cruel, cold world, that and I can barely provide for myself considering I'm still living under my own parents' roof…

Don't get me wrong, I do want love and sex, but not marriage and family, and either way, I don't want to meet women like this

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Prince Areo
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@Zincy
My dad is teaching me on how to deal with women that are older than my mother (Cougar-wise). After that, he warned me of acting like a teenager. To be honest, I'm falling behind of reality and sexual experiences. That's what I will come to terms with the fact I will attempt to be me.

Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 33845

Zincy
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@Hali the Emoji girl

It can be signs of incompatibility in intimacy among other things.


Sex is more than physical, there are a lot of emotions flaring around. And if you're having problems in bed, it can mean a lot worse problems in the long run.

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