I think I posted something like this before, but eh.
What I Learned From Fanfics:
Cupcakes- Don’t be South Park!
Rainbow Factory- Our education system is fucked beyond repair
Cheerilee’s Garden- Our education system is fucked beyond repair, again
Bubbles- America is a terrible country to raise autistic children
Sweet Apple Massacre- Beware the quiet ones!
Story of the Blanks- Don’t go into the woods by yourself 4: Journey Through the Mists
Why Am I Crying?- Bullies have feelings too you know!
Austraeoh- If all else fails, fly east!
Fallout: Equestria- Countries argue!
Fallout Equestria Project Horizons- Rape is a special kind of evil
Fallout Equestria Project Horizons: Speak- Some people are just beyond recovery
Fallout Equestria Pink Eyes- Don’t sugarcoat death for your kids or they won’t know how to reach the afterlife
Fallout Equestria Heroes- If you don’t want your kids to ever be in danger, don’t have kids!
Fallout Equestria Murky Number Seven- No means no! Rape is a crime!
Fallout Equestria Subterranean Pacifism- Love may conquer all but it doesn’t stop at the diseased part and melt quickly
Fallout Equestria Transient- You can’t be a paladin if you’re too big to fit in the uniform
Fallout Equestria TV-Y- Hey, this is a show for little girls, remember?
Fallout Equestria Duck and Cover- Even the most hardboiled gritty reboot has to have SOME comedy!
Fallout Equestria Ain’t It Fun- If the grass is greener on your side, don’t even bother
Fallout Equestria For the Foals- Don’t be Puppysmiles, kids!
Fallout Equestria The Happy Moon Chronicles- Fallout 4 sucks and is only worth it for settlements and the pony mods
Fallout Equestria Commonwealth- Fallout 4 is amazing and a wonderful game, not the best in the series but the most fun
The ABC’s of Fallout Equestria- Wastelands aren’t fun
Blink- Watch CGP Grey before you teleport
Through the Well of Pirene- Don’t go into the woods by yourself 5: The Mysterious Island
Diamond Tiara Goes to Boot Camp- If all else fails send your kid to military school
Sleepless- If your kid’s not sleeping, call a doctor before it’s too late! Unless you live in the United States, then you’re fucked
Goodbye Horses- Babs Seed ain’t canon, bitch!
A Dream of Dawn- Fantasy worlds are flat, Sci-fi worlds are round
End of Ponies- Don’t write something you won’t commit to!
Fall of Equestria- Stop writing about rape you psychos!
Sweetie Bot: A Hearth’s Warming Tale- It’s best to let dead babies die!
The Silver Spoons: A Tragic Silver Spoon Story- Having a disability doesn’t give you the right to blame other people for your parents’ divorce
The Sibling Situation- Background ponies are designed explicitly to fill up unused space because the show’s budget was only 1 million times that of Newborn Cuties so they had to cut corners
like using three Trixies. It’s like giving every New Donker in the crowd corridor a unique personality. They weren’t meant for that. (The more you know)
Safe- Pranks are bad
My Little Dashie- Don’t fall in love with fictional characters
Monsters Can’t Cry- Don’t go into the woods by yourself 6: The Secret of Saurus Rock
Avoid Your Heroes- What the title says
Breaking Babs- Violence doesn’t solve anything
“What’s it to You?!”- Don’t give your kids stupid names like Puppysmiles
The Strange Case of Dinky Hooves’ Cutie Mark Curiosity- If you have a congenital defect learn to live with it or ask a doctor
Bloom Filter- Don’t ask Nue to hide your universe’s true form
Three Wishes: The Cutie Mark Crusaders Before They Changed The World- You’re a genetic freak, deal with it!
Learning Curve- Our education system is fucked beyond repair, once again
If You Give Pip a Cookie- He won’t stop bothering you with dumb parodies
Study Reveals: Human Baby Flurry Heart is Stupid- Did you know horses are at 90% maturity when they’re born while humans are only at 15%? Any less and our eyelids would be fused shut (The more you know)
Major League Gaining- Eat sensibly!
Cutie Unmarked- Not having a disability doesn’t give you the right to blame yourself for your parents’ marriage
Flurry Heart Wants a Pony- Don’t watch a cartoon called My Little Pony! It’s Satan, I tell ya!
Trixie White and the Seven Fillies- Disney ruined everything!
Scootaloo is Slightly Flame Retardant- It’s okay having no talents 2: Non-Flammable Scootaloo
Goodnight, Sweetie Belle- Watch out for signs of childhood depression
The Moon, The Flower, And The Door- Think before you act!
Fucking sleepless in fucking ponyville- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Applejack’s Bar- English is the Action 52 of human language!
Only the Good Die Young- Don’t be Puppysmiles, kids
Between The Lines- Don’t let your parents’ deaths haunt you or you’ll be taken over by Nightmare Noob
I couldn’t wake you, because you can never wake up again…- Sleep indoors, for fuck’s sake
A Diamond and a Tether- Hannah Montana causes brain damage!
Context- Context!
Alone- Don’t leave your kids alone or they’ll end up like Puppysmiles!
Paper Promises- When asking for money, make sure to specify in your currency
Afraid of the Dark- Scream all you want, the darkness will consume you.
Just Like Her- Did you know? Gaining weight causes puberty early in girls but stops it altogether in boys. (The more you know)
Apple Petals- Do a DNA test!
Their Final Crusade- ROAD SAFETY!!!!!!!!!!!
The Crimson Rage- Don’t go into the woods by yourself 7: The Stone of Cold Fire!
The Broken Toy- With great power humans will have no responsibility
The Donutier- Learn pony name conventions!
Watcher in White Tail Woods- Don’t go into the woods by yourself 8: The Big Freeze
The Eye That Floats, Silent and Unblinking, in Sunset Shimmer’s Kitchen- You’ve been playing too many Nipper maps
Fluttershy’s Mansion- If you don’t remember entering a contest and win, call and ask!
Rock Farms Have Terrible Sex Ed- Why? Because no science!, that’s why!
My Little Pony but its been catastrophically abridged chronologically- Season 3 could have used more episodes
WHITE- NOPE
sapnu puas- send nudes
A List of Things Ponies Aren’t Allowed To Do (AKA Celestia and the Paperwork that Wouldn’t Quit)- Listen to the government!
The Star In Yellow- A child’s imagination is engrossing but an adult can find it addictive
Spiderses- Learn to write!
Like Shattered Glass- Don’t run away from home!
Bittersweet- Your friend having a disability doesn’t give you the right to blame yourself for their suicide!
Somewhere Only We Know- Equestria only exists in our imaginations, deal with it!
A Beautiful Day in Equestria- Treating injuries can only be so intimate
Haunting Nightmare- Dunwich Horror has nothing on possession!
Welcome to Thestralia- Australia is a thing! It exists!
Starlight Glimmer’s Cutie Mark Removal Shop- Old habits die hard
Fluttershy Gets a Papercut- WHY THE FUCK ARE TREE CORPSES VORPAL?
Sweetie Brick- Fillies have a variety of uses! (The more you know)
Silver Lining- Every cloud has one!
The Sweetie Chronicles- Always use safeguards
MLP:FML- Life sucks! Don’t be Puppysmiles, kids!
Feeding Problems- Don’t feed the parasprites!
Twilight’s Room Is Flooded With Seamen- Context!
Undead Robot Bug Crusaders- You’re a genetic freak, deal with it! 2: Insectoid Scootaloo
The Pony Badfic Trilogy- Fanfiction is terrible
Clean Slate- If a bad person doesn’t remember who they are, it’s best if you don’t either
The Cruelty of Ilisapesi- Life sucks and you’ll always be stuck with weirdos!
Sweetie Belle Tastes Like Marshmallow- Teasing someone for secrets is unacceptable, trying to murder them for revealing yours is unforgivable
Torn Like Cotton- If a loved one dies magic can’t bring them back but it will solve everything else
One Thing Mite Change a Lot- Worry about the future!
Before Apple Bloom- You’re a genetic freak, deal with it! 3: Wastelander
At 27 Pinny Lane- The bigger they are, the harder it is to fit them in your house
The Princess and the Power Plant- If your parents have gone out it’s best to not stow away on a ship heading to Antarctica
Atelier Apple Bloom- Being unable to turn lead into gold doesn’t give you the right to travel overseas and blow shit up!