There, I finished it.
S09E14: The Last Laugh
Meh, it was OK. It started out looking like a Willy Wonka parody, but this isn’t really kept beyond the factory setting and Cheese’s pimp outfit. Not much to say about it, honestly.
S09E15: 2, 4, 6, Greaaat
Oh, hey, it’s Rainbow Dash. Guess we know what the obstacle is this episode.
Wow, Rainbow Dash is an absolute shmuck.
Oh, she ditched the team for like the third time. Rainbow Dash status elevated to “George Costanza of this show”.
Oh, she didn’t watch their cringe performance. Rainbow Dash’s shmuckness is maximum-er.
Oh she got called out. I guess she will learn the same lesson again now.
Oh that’s the episode title I get it.
Goddamn Smolder got some lungs.
Haha Twilight is the alpha pony, she knew everything all along, Celestia even complimented her crookery, haha.
This episode was meh.
S09E16: A Trivial Problem
Absolutely fantastic opening, wildly frantic pace, amazing reference to Who Wants To Be a Millionaire.
“Competitive library musk”.
Good episode.
S09E17: The Summer Sun Setback
A better “serious story” episode than any of the two-parters so far. I didn’t know Chrysalis could speak goose.
I of course am not fond of the whole “Celestia and Luna are literally retiring” thing, especially with how laughably casual and down-to-earth the whole thing is. I’m also not a big fan of lampshading the “character development” with Discord. Buuut I’ve already come to terms with those things so whatever.
S09E18: She Talks to Angel
This is probably my favorite episode so far, actually. I was worried it’d be stupid.
While speaking as Fluttershy, Angel’s just as much of a total douche as expected. He’s amazing.
Of course, Zecora basically risked Fluttershy’s life with this stunt, but…
I like how Angel dictates his speech through Fluttershy in the end.
S09E19:
TWO GIRLS FOR E
VERY
BOOOOOYYYYYYY
This episode plays out uncomfortably similarly to a love triangle (and thus the resolution is uncomfortably similar to a menage a trois), but is a wonderful example of Classic Rarity.
I especially appreciate Twilight’s reaction to Rarity summoning multiple couches into her house.
Very Good
S09E20: A HORSE SHOE-IN
If you see Trixie in any episode you already know what the conflict is.
Despite that, Starlight’s character in this one is fantastic, because of Phyllis. Phyllis is wifey.
A support character finally gets something to do! You know, in the last six episodes of the entire show.
The final 5 seconds of the episode are astounding.
S09E21: DARING DOUBT
Wonderful conclusion to the Daring Do saga that is true to pony form. Fluttershy manages to solve the problem all by herself with concentrated nice. I would not change anything.
The gargoyle things are boss as hecc.
S09E22: GROWING UP IS HARD TO DO
SWEETIE BELLE
IS SO BEAUTIFUL
and their voices did not change at all lmfao
this episode was 4/5
S09E23: THE BIG MAC QUESTION
“Everybody Ruins Everything Especially Discord”. The best part is that the Crusaders were the /least/ of the problems. Wonderful.
S09E24~25: THE ENDING OF THE END
That
is the STUPIDEST IMAGINABLE PLOT TWIST!!!
I’m honestly baffled.
On the plus side…
• You get to hear Discord do impressions of Chrysalis, Cozy Glow, and Tirek
• You get to see Parallel Dark Cozy Glow EX
• “Alicorns really DO have more fun!”
• You finally see actual despair from the voice acting
• “Fly, you foal!”
• The movie characters appear (unvoiced)
Still, that ending is pretty lame.
S09E26: THE LAST PROBLEM
Extremely uncomfortable right from the get-go… I never liked the teenage dragon models. Spike reminds me of that fantasy he had back in A Dog and Pony Show.
I love how Applejack is starting to look like Granny Smith.
I can’t believe Pinkie fucked Weird Al.
I’m not at all comfortable with the Discord x Fluttershy thing.
I don’t really mind that Lyra and Bon-Bon hooked up. It’s a nice detail.
I like that the CMC are here in the same forms as their previous faux-adult forms. (SWEETIE BELLE IS SO BEAUTIFUL.)
The ending song is gorgeous, and almost makes me accept the idiotic end state.
… And now it’s over.
It’s bittersweet. I’m not really sure how to feel about it.
There are some things I would change. There are other things I wouldn’t change. Some episodes I wouldn’t bother remaking for Reverie Equestria. I’d just say “nah, the show did that one perfect”.