Must you humans name everything? Nothing's real to you 'til you've named it, given it limits.
It's not like that. It's just that, well… things need names.
Does the sky need a name? Does the river?
The river's called the Hudson.
Fine, lass. Then I will be 'the Hudson' as well.
Great, Hudson it is!
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