Headcanons you're sick of
Kiryu-Chan 
World's Okayest User
@LeoNero
I remember people pestering Big Jim about that first one to the point of frustration lol
I remember people pestering Big Jim about that first one to the point of frustration lol
Icicle Niceicle 1517 
Ocs,Boops,Tickles&Memes
@Chrys
@LeoNero
@LeoNero
It was mostly just Discoshy shippers in 4chan trying to say that their ship was canon. Also tried to say that it was canon because Discord was apparently knitting a baby sweater in the background of a scene.
Then again they also tried to make the headcanon that Starlight was actually Princess Flurry heart form the future that turned evil and went to the past for some reason.
@LeoNero
@LeoNero
It was mostly just Discoshy shippers in 4chan trying to say that their ship was canon. Also tried to say that it was canon because Discord was apparently knitting a baby sweater in the background of a scene.
Then again they also tried to make the headcanon that Starlight was actually Princess Flurry heart form the future that turned evil and went to the past for some reason.
The Equestrian Zodiac
Witch Dagger!
@ice1517
Ugh, I really remember the second one, to say that was stupid is being pretty dang light.
Ugh, I really remember the second one, to say that was stupid is being pretty dang light.
Ansi-Marelina
FREAKIN LOSER
Maybe the “Starlight is evil flurry heart from the future” could work for a parody Fic or something, but yeah, that sounds stupid
Background Pony #5329
||> Raising the sun weakens Celestia and let her die quicker
(Fortunately “Horse Play” will destroy this Luna-Fan-headcanon)
(Fortunately “Horse Play” will destroy this Luna-Fan-headcanon)
Celestia has to look at the sun in order to raise it went blind.
(Fortunately “Horse Play” will destroy this Luna-Fan-headcanon once and for all)
About time they startin some damage control for this neglected character, so that shit like this can’t spread any further.||
About time they startin some damage control for this neglected character, so that shit like this can’t spread any further.||
Mr.Myoozik 
Music Connoisseur
@Background Pony #1C7B
Where did you read those headcanons from? I don’t remember those.
Where did you read those headcanons from? I don’t remember those.
Background Pony #5329
4chan, fimfiction and mlpforums.
Damn haters. For season 8 I’m glad that
Luna gets nothing in season 8 and Chrysalis ep is mediocre at best.
@ILoveMyoozik
Yeah, that’s the first time I ever heard of them.
4chan, fimfiction and mlpforums.
Damn haters. For season 8 I’m glad that
Luna gets nothing in season 8 and Chrysalis ep is mediocre at best.
Mr. Ghostman
Farewell Derpibooru
List of headcanons I’m personally sick of:
Princess Cuckdance. Likewise of Cucking Armor too.
Cheerilee is forever alone
Spike “friendzoned” by Rarity
Rarity being a manipulative cunt
Spitfire as an abusive (ex)-girlfriend of Soarin
Shining being a manwhore in most clop. Ditto with Cadence being a cheating slut in most clop too.
One-sided swinging or threeways involving married couples. Even with approval.
Pinkamena as a psychopathic serial killer/rapist
Background Pony #86C5
Equestria Girls headcanons I don’t like:
- Sunset Shimmer being set up to be a Princess. Even if you take the comics into account, there’s no indication that’s the case and every indication that she was misinterpreting and overestimating her importance
- Sunset Shimmer being Celestia’s adopted daughter
- That people who are naturally humans would turn into ponies or other magical creatures if they went to Equestria. While that probably actually is the case (we’ve not seen it yet), I always get Conversion Bureau-esque vibes of humans being “impure” when fanfics do it
The Equestrian Zodiac
Witch Dagger!
Spike becoming a badass after leaving/disappearing for x amount of years.
Spike secretly plotting revenge against his friends for being “abused” by them.
Dinky being a product of Derpy being raped when she was younger/Derpy’s husband abandoning her when she got pregnant by them, the latter applies to both Lyra and Berry Punch in the cases of Tootsie and Ruby as well.
Spike secretly plotting revenge against his friends for being “abused” by them.
Dinky being a product of Derpy being raped when she was younger/Derpy’s husband abandoning her when she got pregnant by them, the latter applies to both Lyra and Berry Punch in the cases of Tootsie and Ruby as well.
Mr.Myoozik
Music Connoisseur
@EPPony
Tell me about it. They don’t mean to make harm and/or hurt Spike, plus they’re very supportive and loving of him, especially Twilight. Same goes for the other way around: Spike loves his big sister (that’s my interpretation of their relationship) and the other five, so he wouldn’t do anything to hurt them either.
Tell me about it. They don’t mean to make harm and/or hurt Spike, plus they’re very supportive and loving of him, especially Twilight. Same goes for the other way around: Spike loves his big sister (that’s my interpretation of their relationship) and the other five, so he wouldn’t do anything to hurt them either.
The Equestrian Zodiac
Witch Dagger!
@ILoveMyoozik
Yeah, he wouldn’t harm them whatsoever, not to mention, he does love them as they do him too.
Yeah, he wouldn’t harm them whatsoever, not to mention, he does love them as they do him too.
LightningBolt 
Senior Moderator
Undead inside
People sure do love getting into debates about ships over canonocity.
This comment is on topic because, goddamn, I am so sick of “X and Y aresecretly dating!” headcanons. Yes this applies to lyrabon too.
This comment is on topic because, goddamn, I am so sick of “X and Y are
The Equestrian Zodiac
Witch Dagger!
@LightningBolt
The same can go for fanon families on top of that too, especially when people use canon to say how something in fanon isn’t canon just because of one pony being next to someone else.
The same can go for fanon families on top of that too, especially when people use canon to say how something in fanon isn’t canon just because of one pony being next to someone else.
Ranch
Dragonball Girlfriends
@LightningBolt
Why do people waste breath arguing over that? Unless a ship is actually canon shipping is just a buffet table.
Why do people waste breath arguing over that? Unless a ship is actually canon shipping is just a buffet table.
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