Crazy Headcanons

@Lord Goku  
And then while researching magic and stones she accidentally enchants a obelisk and it causes a bunch of monkeys to gain sentience! The Equestria Girls High-school dimension is actually Equestria set in the far future. The magic mirror is actually a time traveling device.

@Ping_chan  
YOU MANIACS!
 

Twilight Sparkle 2.0 sees Buff Spike reading comics and says: “Didn’t you say that you’ve outgrown comics, Spike?”. Spike replies: “Those are NOT comics, Twilight! Those are graphic novels! This one is about a tragic origin of a Mane-iac! It’s very deep!”.

Twilight Sparkle teams up with Equestria Girls Twilight Sparkle, G1 Twilight Sparkle and G5 Twilight Sparkle to defeat the REAL Grogar.

@SwordKing  
There’s no such thing as “G1 Twilight Sparkle”. Did you mean “Twilight”, a wishing pony?

@Background Pony #0086  
What you said makes sense, even though I’m not the biggest expert on ponies before G4, but I just realized how weird of a concept going through several seasons of mlp fim and following the story if there wasn’t any Twilight Sparkle at all… Would the story be radically different? Or would it be just like putting Trixie in her spot as Princess Celestia’s student… Hopefully with all of Trixies weird personality traits intact, like referring to herself in third person Pony.

@Background Pony #0086  

 
manga, written and drawn by kirin! I get them via mailorder!”

@Pulse Wave  
i kind of approve that headcanon.

Flurry Heart will crush on Thorax, Sunburst and Flash Sentry as she gets older.

Thanks to a fic I’ve read; everyone achieves immortality through extremely convoluted and ridiculous ways, and no one dies ever.

Neon Lights is Vinyl Scratch’s brother. If you count in Long Play, too, she’s got two brothers.
 
Crazy enough?

@Background Pony #FB17  
An entire planet of alicorns?

@Ping_chan  
No. More like: Rainbow got cursed, but thanks to her speed, she could now control how she ages. Applejack got immortality from drinking zap apple cider for years, Fluttershy was turned into a draconequus by Discord, years of spa treatment basically extend Rarity and Sweetie’s lives, etc. Basically, Twilight finds out everyone achieves immortality through increasingly ridiculous ways.

@Background Pony #FB17  
That actually sounds like a good read, and I don’t touch fanfics much.

Here’s the link
 
I wonder about some of the others. Like, what happened to Spur, Plaid Stripes and Coco Pommel?

@Wiimeiser  
Thanks for the link, Coco Pommel definitely has A Lot of fans clamoring for details of her after-season-9 story.

Pinkie Pie’s birthday is March 14.

@SwordKing  
Actually, it’s apparently May 3 canonically.

pinkie is born with chaos magic. anypony can have it, but the chances are miniscule and is considered a magic disorder anyway. it’s why a stream of magic returned back to her in school raze.

@Nightmare Fuel  
Wait, did that actually happen in the episode? Twilight, Rarity and Pinkie got magic back but the other three didn’t?

@Wiimeiser  
iirc, the other three didn’t have magic return to them. i like to think of pegasus and earth pony magic as internal magic, like a basic body function. meanwhile, unicorn and chaos magic as external, seeing as how they’re visible through levitation and all.

@Nightmare Fuel  
Discord is a spirit. His body is not made from matter. Discord’s gradual disappearance in s07’s “Discordant Harmony” is evidence of that.

@Background Pony #F5BB  
I think I can get behind that. 🤔

Both Sweetie Belle and Cozy Glow are robot ponies.  
Sweetie Belle is a much older model with very old firmware.  
Rarity assembled her when she was younger and has kept watch over her ever since.  
School kids gave her the nickname Sweetie Bot.  
Sweetie Belle doesn’t know what the nickname means.  
No one knows who assembled Cozy Glow, but she seems to be a very new model with some very advanced firmware,  
her AI seems to be a bit corrupted and is only interested in gaining power over other ponies.  
Unfortunately no one knows the password to her firmware to reset her back to factory defaults.  
It’s probably best to just put her on timeout for now.