Crazy Headcanons

Gabby is Gilda’s sister, and she has a shy sister and a neutral sister.

@PonyPon  
I see what you did there…

@Group935Pony  
That seems like a somewhat tenuous connection. No offense.

Hot potato is the changedlings national sport, they hope to compete in the Pony Olympics someday.

Last night I had a dream where an episode of MLP featured Silver Spoon and that her uncle was revealed to be a half changeling.

Spike gets physically and verbally abused, but it’s okay, because he’s a masochist and nothing makes him happier.

Gallus has a mild case of kleptomania. Mostly, he steals food. In all fairness, he was an orphan in Griffonstone, so for most of his life he needed to steal food, and old habits die hard.
 
He can also pull out his feathers and use them to pick locks, just because it’d make a nice visual gag.
 
No matter what anyone else calls them, the R63 versions of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon will always be Diadem and Silver Platter to me.
 
Discord actually thinks of Fluttershy as something of a mother figure, but doesn’t realize it because he didn’t have any parents.
 
Discord literally didn’t have any parents. Nor any sort of creator, unless you count the show staff. He tells his origin a different way every time, but the common theme is generally some tiny coincidence that starts snowballing and spiraling out of control until it results in his existence.

If Equestria had cars, Mini Cooper Classic (a.k.a Mr.Bean’s Mini) would be the most popular car in the city

Starlight can smell fear and her vision is based on movement.

Puppysmiles has bradycardia
 
Mares actually have between 4 and 8 nipples, usually 4 or 5. Littlepip has about 11. Stallions typically have none, but often have up to three or four.

Much like other aspects of nature, there are ponies who create destructive natural events such as earthquakes, hailstorms, and wildfires. It’s honest work, and the pay is good, but other ponies generally don’t like them very much.

Shining Armor knows at least 8 different ways that his shield spells could be used to actually kill somepony, but he’s too nice to ever actually use any of those.
 
Unless you harm or threaten his loved ones. Then you’d better pray that he doesn’t use them.

Contrary to popular belief, EQG Fluttershy is not a vegetarian. She knows there’s nothing morally wrong with eating animals as long as they were handled humanely.

Plushie parakeets in the EG universe are evil. They are malevollent spawns of Discord that went into the lose long before he could get redeemed. Now they are in the human world causing ruin, chaos and suffering among the humans.

There are billiard tables in Castles across Equestria

Fluttershy is the only member of the main 7 who has played golf.

Neighsay regards Spike as a credit to his species.

Sunset likes to eat meat.
 
After she arrived the number of small animal disappearances mysteriously rose.
 
She tells Fluttershy not to think too hard about it.

@Dustcan  
…Isn’t Sunset in the human world, where she can just buy herself a burger instead of having to hunt squirrels?

@Scrounge
 
She’s not used to have omnivore instincts. When people experiment instincts that they don’t understand, it’s easier to fall into temptation.

The Transformers are hiding among the ponies and creatures around them…. As some of the ponies and creatures around them!

@Twi_Clown  
It’s not about temptation, it’s about having an easier way to satisfy the craving. Why waste time sneaking up on pigeons when there’s a perfectly good fried-chicken place down the street?
 
I’m kinda wondering if maybe Dustcan accidentally said Sunset when he/she meant Starlight.
 
@TheMultiBrony21  
So keep an eye out for this guy, this guy, and this guy.

@Scrounge  
Fun fact: A proposed idea for a new transformer at BotCon 2014 was a redeco of Battle Unicorn into Twilight Sparkle.
 
Also, I meant the Transformers in general. I see Starscream and his two goons giving Rainbow Dash some trouble while their human versions team up with the Dazzlings.

Between seaponies and hippogriffs
 
Males enjoy more in the land as hippogriffs while females tend to spend much more time in water as seaponies

Clone Twilight despite being more cunning and malicious than the real Twilight, she’s also afraid of quesadillas.