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Miraculously, no one died. Just some first degree burns and a lot of singed hair. And the entire castle smelled like burning wood for a week.
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Earth ponies don’t become alicorns. They become sleipnirs.


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Yeah. I can’t imagine they’d find an excuse to show it, though, so I’d honestly be pleasantly surprised if it got so far as someone doing a halfway-decent photoshop.
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Earth ponies don’t become alicorns. They become sleipnirs.

CARRY WE
WHO DIE IN BATTLE
OVER LAND AND SEA
ACROSS THE RAINBOW BRIDGE
TO VALHALLA
ODIN’S WAITING FOR ME
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Alicorns do not die a normal death. When an alicorn dies, their bodies will turn into an indestructible crystal statue, forever immortalizing them.

It is under sacred almost-lost tradition that these crystallized bodies to be moved to the Tree of Harmony, where their soul shall be imprinted there and never forgotten.
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Crazy shipper.
The most America BUCK YAAAHHH!!! pony ever is a Pegasus named Rocket Redglair.
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Celestia died once.

She’s still pretty sore about it.
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Changelings can get really into character. Sometimes they even forget they’re Changelings. So convincing in their impersonation that they sometimes convince the ponies they are impersonating that they are the impostor.

It gets pretty awkward after that.
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Pinkie Pie’s blood type is icing.
More accurately, buttercream frosting. If she ever tells you her blood, sweat, and tears went into making a baked good, she’s probably being literal.

Also, I want to see her medical chart.
"Miss Pie? We need to discuss your blood sugar levels."
"Is it that bad doctor?"
"Yours is around 80."
"That doesn’t sound so bad."
"It is when you’re measuring it in grams."
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Hello my dear friends!
Spoilered for the Perfect Pear:
Bright Mac and Pear Butter died on boat trip to Vanhoover. Applebloom was born a few weeks prior and Apple sales haven’t been good due to a recent blight, and Train prices at the time were more expensive than boat prices. Pear Butter missed her dad, but never had the guts to go see him. Bright Mac came up with the idea for her to visit him, and that he would go with her to make sure that things would be okay. The events happened around the time of Honest Apple Where the Apple Lies.

Edit: Thanks EotD
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Bon Bon does not like the Cakes. At all. Even though she’s not a "real" candymare and it’s her cover identity, she can’t stand that Sugarcube Corner is so much more popular than her business is.


@YetAnotherBrony
Thank you! :)
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Spoilered for the Perfect Pear:
Bright Mac and Pear Butter died on boat trip to Vanhoover. Applebloom was born a few weeks prior and Apple sales haven’t been good due to a recent blight, and Train prices at the time were more expensive than boat prices. Pear Butter missed her dad, but never had the guts to go see him. Bright Mac came up with the idea for her to visit him, and that he would go with her to make sure that things would be okay. The events happened around the time of Honest Apple.



This is a perfect backstory
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So Applejack’s parents died around season 7 when Applejack was judging a fashion show with Rarity?
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