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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

neurotic comic relief
Earth ponies don’t become alicorns. They become sleipnirs.


@Applejack007
Yeah. I can’t imagine they’d find an excuse to show it, though, so I’d honestly be pleasantly surprised if it got so far as someone doing a halfway-decent photoshop.
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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Earth ponies don’t become alicorns. They become sleipnirs.

CARRY WE
WHO DIE IN BATTLE
OVER LAND AND SEA
ACROSS THE RAINBOW BRIDGE
TO VALHALLA
ODIN’S WAITING FOR ME
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Duck - He literally asked for this
Friendship, Art, and Magic (5 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

(Previously known as HJSDGCE)

God & Chocolatier
Alicorns do not die a normal death. When an alicorn dies, their bodies will turn into an indestructible crystal statue, forever immortalizing them.

It is under sacred almost-lost tradition that these crystallized bodies to be moved to the Tree of Harmony, where their soul shall be imprinted there and never forgotten.
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Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation

Changelings can get really into character. Sometimes they even forget they’re Changelings. So convincing in their impersonation that they sometimes convince the ponies they are impersonating that they are the impostor.

It gets pretty awkward after that.
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@Shepherd
Pinkie Pie’s blood type is icing.
More accurately, buttercream frosting. If she ever tells you her blood, sweat, and tears went into making a baked good, she’s probably being literal.

Also, I want to see her medical chart.
"Miss Pie? We need to discuss your blood sugar levels."
"Is it that bad doctor?"
"Yours is around 80."
"That doesn’t sound so bad."
"It is when you’re measuring it in grams."
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (5 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
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Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
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Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
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Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.

Is useful for once.
Spoilered for the Perfect Pear:
Bright Mac and Pear Butter died on boat trip to Vanhoover. Applebloom was born a few weeks prior and Apple sales haven’t been good due to a recent blight, and Train prices at the time were more expensive than boat prices. Pear Butter missed her dad, but never had the guts to go see him. Bright Mac came up with the idea for her to visit him, and that he would go with her to make sure that things would be okay. The events happened around the time of Honest Apple Where the Apple Lies.

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Since the Beginning
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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Bon Bon does not like the Cakes. At all. Even though she’s not a "real" candymare and it’s her cover identity, she can’t stand that Sugarcube Corner is so much more popular than her business is.


@YetAnotherBrony
Thank you! :)
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RhodieNite
Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

Jazz pony
@Binkyt11
Spoilered for the Perfect Pear:
Bright Mac and Pear Butter died on boat trip to Vanhoover. Applebloom was born a few weeks prior and Apple sales haven’t been good due to a recent blight, and Train prices at the time were more expensive than boat prices. Pear Butter missed her dad, but never had the guts to go see him. Bright Mac came up with the idea for her to visit him, and that he would go with her to make sure that things would be okay. The events happened around the time of Honest Apple.



This is a perfect backstory
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