Crazy Headcanons
SquiggyBomb 
Gayest hand in the west
@RhodieNite
Miraculously, no one died. Just some first degree burns and a lot of singed hair. And the entire castle smelled like burning wood for a week.
Miraculously, no one died. Just some first degree burns and a lot of singed hair. And the entire castle smelled like burning wood for a week.
Scrounge 
nobody's favorite
Earth ponies don’t become alicorns. They become sleipnirs.
@Applejack007
Yeah. I can’t imagine they’d find an excuse to show it, though, so I’d honestly be pleasantly surprised if it got so far as someone doing a halfway-decent photoshop.
@Applejack007
Yeah. I can’t imagine they’d find an excuse to show it, though, so I’d honestly be pleasantly surprised if it got so far as someone doing a halfway-decent photoshop.
SquiggyBomb
CARRY WE
WHO DIE IN BATTLE
OVER LAND AND SEA
ACROSS THE RAINBOW BRIDGE
TO VALHALLA
ODIN’S WAITING FOR ME
Gayest hand in the west
Earth ponies don’t become alicorns. They become sleipnirs.
CARRY WE
WHO DIE IN BATTLE
OVER LAND AND SEA
ACROSS THE RAINBOW BRIDGE
TO VALHALLA
ODIN’S WAITING FOR ME
Scrabbleman 
[screams in German]
Alicorns do not die a normal death. When an alicorn dies, their bodies will turn into an indestructible crystal statue, forever immortalizing them.
It is under sacred almost-lost tradition that these crystallized bodies to be moved to the Tree of Harmony, where their soul shall be imprinted there and never forgotten.
It is under sacred almost-lost tradition that these crystallized bodies to be moved to the Tree of Harmony, where their soul shall be imprinted there and never forgotten.
Shyette 
I want coffiee
The most America BUCK YAAAHHH!!! pony ever is a Pegasus named Rocket Redglair.
Dustcan 
Dogs
Changelings can get really into character. Sometimes they even forget they’re Changelings. So convincing in their impersonation that they sometimes convince the ponies they are impersonating that they are the impostor.
It gets pretty awkward after that.
It gets pretty awkward after that.
Background Pony #2566
Pinkie Pie’s blood type is icing.
More accurately, buttercream frosting. If she ever tells you her blood, sweat, and tears went into making a baked good, she’s probably being literal.
Also, I want to see her medical chart.
Also, I want to see her medical chart.
“Miss Pie? We need to discuss your blood sugar levels.”
“Is it that bad doctor?”
“Yours is around 80.”
“That doesn’t sound so bad.”
“It is when you’re measuring it in grams.”
Random-Rambling 
tinyurl.com/dymbb3a
@Background Pony #251F
“Ms. Pie, I have some bad news. You have dangerously high levels of blood in your sugarstream.”
“Ms. Pie, I have some bad news. You have dangerously high levels of blood in your sugarstream.”
Binkyt11 
Sleep isn't real.
Spoilered for the Perfect Pear:
Bright Mac and Pear Butter died on boat trip to Vanhoover. Applebloom was born a few weeks prior and Apple sales haven’t been good due to a recent blight, and Train prices at the time were more expensive than boat prices. Pear Butter missed her dad, but never had the guts to go see him. Bright Mac came up with the idea for her to visit him, and that he would go with her to make sure that things would be okay. The events happened around the time ofHonest Apple Where the Apple Lies.
*Edit: Thanks EotD
Bright Mac and Pear Butter died on boat trip to Vanhoover. Applebloom was born a few weeks prior and Apple sales haven’t been good due to a recent blight, and Train prices at the time were more expensive than boat prices. Pear Butter missed her dad, but never had the guts to go see him. Bright Mac came up with the idea for her to visit him, and that he would go with her to make sure that things would be okay. The events happened around the time of
*Edit: Thanks EotD
Scrounge
nobody's favorite
Bon Bon does not like the Cakes. At all. Even though she’s not a “real” candymare and it’s her cover identity, she can’t stand that Sugarcube Corner is so much more popular than her business is.
@YetAnotherBrony
Thank you! :)
@YetAnotherBrony
Thank you! :)
Dustcan
Dogs
Sirens and changelings are natural rivals. They have the same prey but they encourage opposite emotions to feed off of so there tends to be conflict when they meet.
user4897
This is a perfect backstory
Spoilered for the Perfect Pear:
Bright Mac and Pear Butter died on boat trip to Vanhoover. Applebloom was born a few weeks prior and Apple sales haven’t been good due to a recent blight, and Train prices at the time were more expensive than boat prices. Pear Butter missed her dad, but never had the guts to go see him. Bright Mac came up with the idea for her to visit him, and that he would go with her to make sure that things would be okay. The events happened around the time of Honest Apple.
This is a perfect backstory
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