Crazy Headcanons

In the pony world, ponies don’t have sex to make babies. All they need to do is kiss on the lips. Its why they boop noses when they show affection instead of kissing.
 
When Cadence and Shining Armor got married, they kissed on their wedding and that conceived Flurry Heart. Fortunately Spike has only ever been kissed by Rarity on his cheeks. If she were to kiss him on the lips, she would get pregnant.

@hironakamura  
What if they need to give mouth to mouth?

IN the EGQ world, Rainbow was very disturbed to find that Spitfire apparently has jars worth of toenail clippings. And not just her own too, she also has toenail clipping of other members of the sports teams

@Background Pony #1E9F  
Some further info into my version of Sombra. His battle armor has the right arm painted bright red from pauldron to gauntlet to honor the sacrifice of the brothers in arms he lost during his mercenary years while his left arm is completely bare to signify he has no allegiance and that he answers to none but himself.

@ice1517  
Of course, Soarin’ is the one she has acquiring them.

The following characters bare their midriff:  
Twilight Sparkle  
Rainbow Dash (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Applejack  
Pinkie Pie (because she’s fat)  
Starlight Glimmer  
Trixie  
Sunset Shimmer  
Derpy (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Dinky  
Crackle Pop  
Button Mash  
Thunderlane  
Rumble  
Snails  
Cloudchaser (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Blossomforth  
Apple Bloom  
Sweetie Belle  
Scootaloo  
Babs Seed  
Soarin’  
Spitfire  
Braeburn  
Zipporwhill  
Chipcutter  
Windy Whistles (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Vinyl (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Lyra  
Tornado Bolt  
Strawberry Parchment  
Violet Spark  
Thestra  
Sweet Biscuit  
Ruby Pinch  
Berry Punch  
Alula/Erroria  
Plaid Stripes  
Allie Way/Pinny Lane (She’s so freaking tall)  
Petunia Paleo  
Pacific Glow (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Peach Fuzz  
Moondancer  
Featherweight  
Glitter Spritz  
Lily Longsocks  
Lily Lace  
Inky Rose (She’s so freaking tall)  
Cotton Cloudy  
Cheerilee  
Apple Fritter  
Angel Wings  
Air Way  
Bloo  
Blueberry Cloud  
Bubblegum Brush  
Carrot Crunch  
Carrot Bun  
Cocoa Axe  
Cotton Puff  
Cotton Sky  
Sugar Stix  
Winter Lotus  
Daring Do (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Apple Mother (Pear Butter?)  
Big Macintosh (He’s so freaking tall)  
Sunflower  
Celestia  
Luna  
Cadance (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Flurry Heart (When older)  
Cherry Blossom  
Roseluck  
Whoa Nelly (because she’s fat)  
King Sombra  
Night Glider (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Pipsqueak  
Twist  
Sky Stinger  
Vapor Trail  
Spring Step  
Lilac Sky  
Indian Summer  
Teal Shores  
Lilac Ice  
Raspberry Cream  
Miss Hackney (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Fleetfoot  
Piña Colada  
Noi  
Pound Cake (When older)  
Pumpkin Cake (When older)  
Sunshine Smiles  
Moonlight Raven  
Gusty Sprite  
Thunderstruck (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Sky Stinger’s other sister 1  
Sky Stinger’s other sister 2  
Minty (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Starsong  
Toola Roola  
Surprise  
G3 Cheerilee  
Gusty  
Firefly
 
And the OCs:  
Littlepip  
Blackjack (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Hired Gun  
Nyx  
Snowdrop  
Cardio  
Cross Country  
Wipeout  
Sequoia  
Cumulonimbus (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Specialist Sunflower  
Sign (you can read her midriff!)  
Grass  
Abstract Module  
Reflect Decrypt  
Hekesuh  
Melody Notes  
Uppercute  
Iris (Batpony)  
Ivy (Batpony) (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Marker Pony  
Milky Way  
Moonsqueeze  
Menzing  
Nolegs  
Pencil Point  
Pepper Dust  
Pillow Talk (Also has a thing for going topless)  
Ride Roughshod  
Silver Draw  
Topsy Turvy  
Wicked Silly  
Winterlight (because he’s fat)  
Aero
 
Hell, probably Puppysmiles at this rate if it wasn’t for that suit…

I don’t know if anyone else said this already but…
 
Trixie in the EQG world has Asperger’s Syndrome, or some form of Autism.

In one universe, cutie marks are on the midriff. Which would explain that list up there.

Starlight is over a thousand years old. When she and Sunburst were foals, Sunburst went to magic school and later got trapped in the Crystal Empire for a thousand years after King Sombra banished it. Its why he wasn’t able to contact Starlight for a long time and its why Starlight is so good at magic. She has thousands of years of experience. When the city reappeared a thousand years later, they got reunited.

@hironakamura
 
That reminds me of an idea i had where i wanted sombra to return and for SUNBURST to be the only one able to stop him in time, and he fights Sombra using a bunch of clever, simple magic tricks to keep up with Sombra’s mastery of magic, culminating in Sunburst using the same spell Sombra used to vanish the crystal empire (via a ritual he set up earlier and tricking Sombra into powering it) while they’re both still inside, sealing them both away for a millenia

@Jarkes  

 
My headcanon is that she did not ascend, but only because she actively resisted it. She was concerned that becoming an alicorn might obligate her to return to Equestria full-time and leave her home in the human world behind.
 
Related headcanon: Sunset has essentially gone native, and thinks of herself more as a member of human society than as the pony she once was. Nobody’s entirely sure why; maybe she’s just spent too much time as one of them. But it probably doesn’t help that pretty much everything she cares about is in the human world, while her memories of being a pony are part of a past she’d rather leave behind.

Twilight playes dating sims.

@Scrounge  
Makes me a bit sad.

@Scrounge  
This headcanon actually works if you consider what Sunset said in the first movie. She had absolutely no friends until after Twilight came through the portal and showed her the power of friendship. And going by what Celestia said before she went in, she spent her whole life doing nothing but being groomed to be a leader. So, going by THIS headcanon, Sunset probably decided to make the Human world her permanent home the moment she gave up on her quest to rule over Equestria since, in her mind, she had nothing to go back to.

During he dying days of old age, Sunset’s final wish is to go to Equestria one last time.
 
She either succeeds and lives the rest of her immortal life as an alicorn, or that was all a dream as she dies in her sleep peacefully.

All of the Mane Six moms are good friends with each other. Every year, the five remaining ones visit the Apple-Pear tree to remember their dear friend.

@LeoNero  
What makes you say that?

||The interwoven trees from Perfect Pear aren’t the ones from their wedding, they ARE Bright Mac and Pear Butters having ascended to a higher form with their bodies transformed ||

Pinkie Pie can see this.

Tank is trained to carry cargo or a small passenger underneath him while in flight That passenger tends to be Scootaloo, since she can’t get to Dash’s house on her own.
 
@PonyPon  
Look at it like this: she’s not going back because she’s happy where she is and wants to stay. That’s a good thing, right?
 
@Gemstone  
Also consider the deleted scenes from the third movie, which form a subplot in which Sunset does consider returning to Equestria but ultimately decides against it.

@Scrounge  
For her, I guess.

Luna was the favorite child.

@PonyPon  
What needs to be fixed? Why should she not live the life she’s living?

@Applejack007  
Celestia always chants to herself that she’s not jealous.
 
She was though.

@Scrounge  
Like I said, its fine for her, and I’m fine with that. Whatever makes her happy.
 
I just hate that ostensibly human world.