Crazy Headcanons

Accidentally posted in the Equestria Girls General Thread, but:
 
Sunset has scars on her back where the wings of her demon form burst out. Sci-Twi, however, does not.

@Jarkes  
However those scared were healed when she became Daydream Shimmer

@EotD  
Nah, they stay as a reminder.

@Meanlucario  
A reminder that she looked better as a demon

@Meanlucario  
Only now they’re burn marks from her Daydream form. Oops.

@Meanlucario  
No that’s what the tail one is for.

@Background Human  
Ha.
 
Next form she takes, her entire back will just look like it has been through a meat grinder.

Babs used to be a SJW.
 
She doesn’t like to talk about it tho.

@Background Human  
“I thought that was healing fire.”  
“Sorry honey, that’s fifth tier good, you’re only third tier.”

@Pacific Glow
 
She left because she realized that the moment she admitted she doesn’t go 110% 7 days a week and twice on Sundays, her “friends” ate her alive on the Internet.
 
Just like SJWs here on Earth.

@Pacific Glow
 
She’s still very progressive (or about as progressive you can be in an idealistic place like Equestria), she just doesn’t take things to extremes anymore.

@Pacific Glow
 
@YetAnotherBrony
 
@Jarkes  
Meanwhile, Snails is someone you would find on /pol/ or InfoWars.
 
Also, are you saying she is a SJW because of the haircut?

Lord Tirek cried once as a baby, but then grew out of that sissy nonsense.

Lightning’s favored pick line is: “Hey, you look pretty tough. I bet you can ride the lightning.

@Jarkes  
Nice.
 
@ice1517  
Snails also made an attack article about Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon on Encyclopaedia Dramatica and still stands by it, even though the former have changed their ways.
 
Never thought of her SJW haircut, but I guess that works. Humanizations also have pudge and/or piercings.

@Jarkes  
I can get behind this.

how are strip clubs & pony world as a whole like?

@Background Pony #4B07  
Probably better to post that here

Wiimeiser’s avatar is one of my crazy headcanons.

@Background Pony #4B07
 
Strip clubs probably work on the principle that that which looks like it may be revealed at any moment is more… interesting… than that which already is. Also, the moment of revelation and the moments following have their own visual draw; hence Rarity’s insistence that Spike not enter while they dress (“Hearth’s Warming Eve”), and why she was embarrassed when her clothes were removed (“What About Discord?”). (Which is why the establishment in question is a strip club in the first place; the entertainment starts out with some clothing before removing it in front of patrons, rather than simply walking out on stage with nothing on.) Ponies who walk around with nothing on spots analogous to where humans tend to cover are a tenth-bit a dozen; ponies who wear clothes for the express purpose of removing them for the visual stimulation of others would be more rare.

@Pacific Glow  
How so?

Goats are very adept in magic requiring sacrificial offerings.

@Dustcan
 
There is an unfortunate stereotype that said sacrificial offerings are always blood, when it’s actually a very small minority of spells that require blood as a component.

Nurse Redheart and Tenderheart are sisters. Pretty much the entire family is in the medical business.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Don’t forget their uncle Pink Liver.