The 2018 Community Collab has begun! Announcing round two of our annual community collaboration group picture! More information here

Crazy Headcanons

Forums » Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons Search Posts13,664 replies616,782 views
Started by Background Pony #E186 Posted Login to subscribe to responses
Posts: 1171
Scrounge
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning

Sometimes makes jokes
Mayor Mare told Tirek where Twilight’s library was. He didn’t even have to ask.
Posted Report
LinkQuoteReply
Posts: 1171
Scrounge
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning

Sometimes makes jokes
@YetAnotherBrony
Not really my point, but just because I’m feeling contrary I’ll say he might have been looking for a normal library rather than a tree.
Posted Report
LinkQuoteReply
Shepherd's avatar
Posts: 10609
Shepherd
Hex Maniac Karen
Pinkie Pie is the only member of the main six that has been sent to jail.
Posted Report
LinkQuoteReply
HJSDGCE's avatar
Posts: 31817
HJSDGCE
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Friendship, Art, and Magic - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Duck - He literally asked for this

God
Fluttershy went through a gangster phase when she was a teen.

Till this day, the pegasi of Cloudsdale fear from making her upset.
Posted Report
LinkQuoteReply
Background Pony #A34E
Lyra is heterosexual
Posted Report
LinkQuoteReply
Posts: 1171
Scrounge
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning

Sometimes makes jokes
The "sunshine, sunshine" thing is considered a nursery rhyme nowadays, but it was originally used by ponies of the evening to catch the attention of potential clients. The gestures were slightly different, but otherwise it’s changed surprisingly little over the years.

This at one point caused Princess Luna, who hadn’t quite finished adjusting to modern society at the time, to believe that Princess Cadance was training Twilight to be a hooker.
Posted Report
LinkQuoteReply
Shepherd's avatar
Posts: 10609
Shepherd
Hex Maniac Karen
@Nyperold

Probably then two.

I think Starlight is a bit older than Twilight. But not Shining’s age.
Posted Report
LinkQuoteReply
Dustcan's avatar
Posts: 5738
Dustcan
Time moves faster in the human world. But as it comes time for the portal mirror to open the human world and Equestria’s time slowly begins to sync up until there’s a 1:1 passage of time. After it closes their respective time diverges to normalcy. Twilight opening the portal prematurely has no effect on either realm’s time flow.

However it’s not the portal that alters the respective flows of time; it’s just a product of the two realms getting close to each other.

Regardless the residents of each realm doesn’t notice anything. Only 4th dimensional beings notice a difference.
Posted Report
LinkQuoteReply
ice1517's avatar
Posts: 15630
ice1517
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters
Bronze Patron - Bronze Patron
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Artist
Thread Starter - Wrestling Thread

TickleAddictedBatAlicorn
Unicorns/Alicorns that know teleportation spells can not teleport into some random strangers house. They need to have a spell cast on them to teleport, or be invited in.
Posted Report
LinkQuoteReply
Background Pony #4B07
in EQG do you guys think that celestia & luna live together?
Posted Report
LinkQuoteReply
MadVillan's avatar
Posts: 951
MadVillan
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Meta Joke
Here’s one that might be a bit offensive.
AppleBloom still isn’t a big Pony.
Posted Report
LinkQuoteReply
Shepherd's avatar
Posts: 10609
Shepherd
Hex Maniac Karen
Treehugger got her cutie mark for growing a resource that threatens the lumber industry Hemp.
Posted Report
LinkQuoteReply
Thank you to our advertisers for supporting Derpibooru
"Curing cancer, one protein at a time.

Derpibooru costs $25 a day. Help keep the site up - click here to donate and hide ads on the site

Syntax quick reference: *bold* _italic_ [spoiler]hide text[/spoiler] @code@ +underline+ -strike- ^sup^ ~sub~