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HJSDGCE, God's Wrath
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Duck - He literally asked for this
Friendship, Art, and Magic (5 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

(Previously known as HJSDGCE)

God & Chocolatier
Fluttershy went through a gangster phase when she was a teen.

Till this day, the pegasi of Cloudsdale fear from making her upset.
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Scrounge
Since the Beginning
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

neurotic comic relief
The "sunshine, sunshine" thing is considered a nursery rhyme nowadays, but it was originally used by ponies of the evening to catch the attention of potential clients. The gestures were slightly different, but otherwise it’s changed surprisingly little over the years.

This at one point caused Princess Luna, who hadn’t quite finished adjusting to modern society at the time, to believe that Princess Cadance was training Twilight to be a hooker.
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Dustcan
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation

Time moves faster in the human world. But as it comes time for the portal mirror to open the human world and Equestria’s time slowly begins to sync up until there’s a 1:1 passage of time. After it closes their respective time diverges to normalcy. Twilight opening the portal prematurely has no effect on either realm’s time flow.

However it’s not the portal that alters the respective flows of time; it’s just a product of the two realms getting close to each other.

Regardless the residents of each realm doesn’t notice anything. Only 4th dimensional beings notice a difference.
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ice1517
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Thread Starter - Wrestling Thread
Friendship, Art, and Magic (5 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Gold Patron - Gold Patron
Tempest & Elizabat - Derpi Supporter
Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
A Really Classy Artist - 250+ images under their artist tag
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Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.

TickleAddictedBatAlicorn
Unicorns/Alicorns that know teleportation spells can not teleport into some random strangers house. They need to have a spell cast on them to teleport, or be invited in.
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