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Ansi-Marelina
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FREAKIN LOSER
Equestria has a equivalent to various YouTube things, they get up on a stage and play arcade machines and REACT TO IT,(let’s play) they do reviews, they do comedy skits, they do educational stuff, they do “vine”/meme type things…
Ansi-Marelina
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FREAKIN LOSER
They have their own equivalent to collage humour called academy humour, basically they perform various skits on stage, they have their own equivalent of “Adam ruins everything” which become its own (stage) show, like how Adam got his own show ( on trutv) and therefore a pony “equivalent” to Adam Conover exists in Equestria, but it’s not really “pony Adam” it’s more of a weird al/cheese sandwhich kind of thing  
I’m not good at explaining things hopefully this isn’t to confusing  
Look I find the idea of equestria having an equivalent of “Adam ruins everything” amusing ok
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
Tomorrow’s episode was actually meant to be called “Out With the Old”, and the title it actually got was the result of a practical joke that didn’t get caught before distribution.
Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
Sapphire Dust: Contrary to what the name suggests, this powder is not actually won from sapphires, but from the so-called Blue Jitter Quartz, which is ground up and snorted.
It is highly addictive and causes a feeling of empowerment and aggression. It fools the body into a feeling satiety, causing rapid weight loss, hair loss, a compromised immune system and a feeling of coldness spreading through the body, also called the Sapphire Freeze. Many abusers of the drug accidentally kill themselves by autoimmolation, in an attempt to escape the biting cold.
Oh, and Rarity has been arrested at least thrice because the cops assumed she was a Sapphire dealer due to her cutie mark.
 
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Kiryu2012

Discord has gotten all sorts of Cutie Marks throughout his life, but has no use for them. So everytime he gets a Cutie Mark, he just peels it off and puts it away into a pocket dimension where he stores all his Cutie Marks.
Ansi-Marelina
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FREAKIN LOSER
most dragons are gay and their society is homonormative, and The teenage dragons use straight/hetero as an insult and go around saying stuff like “no hetero” and if they had known spike had a crush on a female(Rarity) they would have mocked him for it
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
Marble Pie is illiterate, and struggles with words when she tries to speak. This sometimes causes other ponies to assume she’s brain damaged (which isn’t unreasonable, as rock farming does come with the risk of head trauma), developmentally disabled, or just stupid. None of these are the case; she’s actually fairly smart, she just has a hard time showing it (not that she wants to show it; she’d rather go unnoticed). She can’t speak well because she’s never really had any practice; even as a filly she preferred to remain quiet and to end any conversation she may have accidentally wound up in as quickly and noncommittally as possible. She can’t read because her family didn’t have time to teach her, and even Pinkie couldn’t get her to come to school with a bunch of strangers.
 
Maud, on the other hand, began reading almost as early as Twilight did. She is familiar with the works of Equestria’s most influential authors and could have had a bright future in literary analysis had rocks not called to her instead. However, she has little patience for anything she considers nonsensical or overly pretentious. Any mention of James Joust, in particular, will cause her to just walk away mid-conversation.
Don't
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Thread Starter - One Piece Thread

Get up and Jump
Discord isn’t actually Discord but actually a Vassal for true Discord  
the Discord we know came from a Strict soul sucking culture that when he absorbed Discord he wiped out his own people and started a self delusional that he is actually the Discord
Ansi-Marelina
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FREAKIN LOSER
Applebloom is so much younger than her siblings because Pear Butter’s pregnancy was temporarily frozen through magic shortly before she’s was due because Pear Butter was sick and they were concerned about the strain of childbirth  
They hoped she would get better  
But she wasn’t getting better  
And they couldn’t stall the pregnancy forever  
They told her she had two choices-  
Not give birth (you know what that means or  
||give birth and probably die ||  
She chose to give birth  
And died
EotD
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

I beat LoZ:BotW!!!
The Element of Magic is NOT the sixth Element of Harmony, it is simply a focusing lens that lets other forms of magic greatly amplify or focus there power onto something
Frustration in Excelsis
Notoriously Divine Tagger - Consistently uploads images above and beyond the minimum tag requirements. And/or additionally, bringing over the original description from the source if the image has one. Does NOT apply to the uploader adding several to a dozen tags after originally uploading with minimum to bare tagging.
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Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magnificent Metadata Maniac -

Worldbuilding Addict
Although almost everyone thinks otherwise, Sky Beak and Ocean Flow are still married – they’ve just been keeping up a ruse that they’re divorced for some years now, largely for tax purposes.
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