Crazy Headcanons
Binkyt11 
Sleep isn't real.
@RhodieNite
Thanks friendo. I kinda got the idea after having to watch Frozen with my little sister and seeing this comic here.
>>1470498
Thanks friendo. I kinda got the idea after having to watch Frozen with my little sister and seeing this comic here.
>>1470498
EotD
I beat LoZ:BotW!!!
@Binkyt11
No it’s fine, in fact
Okay new headcanon, Applejack’s parents were well and alive for most of the show and just conveniently off screen right up until Honest Apple where their daughter acting like a complete ass caused them to just up and die. Everyone acts like they died several years in the past because of some weird clause in their will.
No it’s fine, in fact
Okay new headcanon, Applejack’s parents were well and alive for most of the show and just conveniently off screen right up until Honest Apple where their daughter acting like a complete ass caused them to just up and die. Everyone acts like they died several years in the past because of some weird clause in their will.
Binkyt11
Sleep isn't real.
@RhodieNite
A shower thought for a story came to my mind the other day. I do remember a little bit of dialogue that would be in it, but isn’t important at all to the story.
As Bright Mac stood on the boat’s edge, the nauseated stallion’s wife came trotting to his side withholding snickers.
**“Bright Mac, I’ve always heard ponies say that you’ve had your Ma’s looks. In all honesty. I never believed it until now, you’re turning just as green as she is!” Buttercup’s restraint gave into a small fit of giggles. Bright Mac on the other hoof was all but amused by her jest.**
The story is gonna be a sad and kinda dramatic one, but knowing these two there will be sprinkles of comedy and maybe romance in and between.
And one last thing, I didn’t add to the main headcanon because it pertained to more of the story but here’s one last kicker.
Before the boat capsized, Bright Mac regretted getting on that day. While dismissing it earlier, the weather got treacherous and Pear Butter believed she would die though others thought that the storm would pass. As the waves got more violent, she grabbed a quill, a small piece of paper, and a bottle. She wrote just in case the worst was to happen a letter to her father and sent it out to sea in a bottle. While he knew she died, it would be until many years later when some pony found it on the shore and gave it to him. Reading the message as to why she was even coming inspired him to come back to Ponyville to make amends.
A shower thought for a story came to my mind the other day. I do remember a little bit of dialogue that would be in it, but isn’t important at all to the story.
As Bright Mac stood on the boat’s edge, the nauseated stallion’s wife came trotting to his side withholding snickers.
**“Bright Mac, I’ve always heard ponies say that you’ve had your Ma’s looks. In all honesty. I never believed it until now, you’re turning just as green as she is!” Buttercup’s restraint gave into a small fit of giggles. Bright Mac on the other hoof was all but amused by her jest.**
The story is gonna be a sad and kinda dramatic one, but knowing these two there will be sprinkles of comedy and maybe romance in and between.
And one last thing, I didn’t add to the main headcanon because it pertained to more of the story but here’s one last kicker.
Before the boat capsized, Bright Mac regretted getting on that day. While dismissing it earlier, the weather got treacherous and Pear Butter believed she would die though others thought that the storm would pass. As the waves got more violent, she grabbed a quill, a small piece of paper, and a bottle. She wrote just in case the worst was to happen a letter to her father and sent it out to sea in a bottle. While he knew she died, it would be until many years later when some pony found it on the shore and gave it to him. Reading the message as to why she was even coming inspired him to come back to Ponyville to make amends.
Icicle Niceicle 1517 
Ocs,Boops,Tickles&Memes
@EotD
So, AJ was so much of an asshole, that her parents just died because of it?
… That’s pretty fucking brutal.
Then again I don’t blame them because Honest Apple was shit and made me want to die too.
Also headcnaon related to that, the major reason why Strawberry Surprise hates apples, is because when she first tried them, she ate a bad apple and swallowed some worms that were still alive inside her stomach.
So, AJ was so much of an asshole, that her parents just died because of it?
… That’s pretty fucking brutal.
Then again I don’t blame them because Honest Apple was shit and made me want to die too.
Also headcnaon related to that, the major reason why Strawberry Surprise hates apples, is because when she first tried them, she ate a bad apple and swallowed some worms that were still alive inside her stomach.
Scrabbleman 
[screams in German]
@ice1517
My headcanon is that when she ate her first apple, she choked on it and nearly died of asphyxiation. Ever since then, she hates apples and prefers strawberries because they were juicier, easier to chew and didn’t try to kill her.
My headcanon is that when she ate her first apple, she choked on it and nearly died of asphyxiation. Ever since then, she hates apples and prefers strawberries because they were juicier, easier to chew and didn’t try to kill her.
user4897
Damn man :o
this should definitely made as a “feels” episode
@RhodieNite
A shower thought for a story came to my mind the other day. I do remember a little bit of dialogue that would be in it, but isn’t important at all to the story.||As Bright Mac stood on the boat’s edge, the nauseated stallion’s wife came trotting to his side withholding snickers.**“Bright Mac, I’ve always heard ponies say that you’ve had your Ma’s looks. In all honesty. I never believed it until now, you’re turning just as green as she is!” Buttercup’s restraint gave into a small fit of giggles. Bright Mac on the other hoof was all but amused by her jest.**||The story is gonna be a sad and kinda dramatic one, but knowing these two there will be sprinkles of comedy and maybe romance in and between.And one last thing, I didn’t add to the main headcanon because it pertained to more of the story but here’s one last kicker.Before the boat capsized, Bright Mac regretted getting on that day. While dismissing it earlier, the weather got treacherous and Pear Butter believed she would die though others thought that the storm would pass. As the waves got more violent, she grabbed a quill, a small piece of paper, and a bottle. She wrote just in case the worst was to happen a letter to her father and sent it out to sea in a bottle. While he knew she died, it would be until many years later when some pony found it on the shore and gave it to him. Reading the message as to why she was even coming inspired him to come back to Ponyville to make amends.
Damn man :o
this should definitely made as a “feels” episode
Background Pony #E087
@RhodieNite
Farmers dying a sailors death. Land lubbers earning a watery grave. That’s some ultimate irony stuff right there.
Farmers dying a sailors death. Land lubbers earning a watery grave. That’s some ultimate irony stuff right there.
Background Pony #E087
EG Sombra is a true Slav. He wears an Adidas tracksuit, listens to hardbass, smokes and drinks vodka in equally heavy measure and drives a Lada Niva.
Background Pony #E087
@RhodieNite
TAKE MY LADA, DRIVE IN TOWN. FINGERS UP AND WINDOWS DOWN. HOT PELMENI AND SOME KVASS. DRIVE AROUND AND PUMP HARDBASS.
TAKE MY LADA, DRIVE IN TOWN. FINGERS UP AND WINDOWS DOWN. HOT PELMENI AND SOME KVASS. DRIVE AROUND AND PUMP HARDBASS.
user4897
@Background Pony #F2CF
Раз, раз, раз, это хардбас
Все в спортивках адидас
И на найки пацаны слушают хардбас басы
Этот стайл любим мы
Жгем все в ритме колбасы
150 ударов тут
Пацаны в спортивках жгут
Раз, раз, раз, это хардбас
Все в спортивках адидас
И на найки пацаны слушают хардбас басы
Этот стайл любим мы
Жгем все в ритме колбасы
150 ударов тут
Пацаны в спортивках жгут
user4897
I would love to see more characters with Slavic accent like the one in The Saddle Row Review :p
Scrounge 
nobody's favorite
@Background Pony #F2CF
Personally, I picture EG Sombra as basically being Vigo the Carpathian.
Personally, I picture EG Sombra as basically being Vigo the Carpathian.
Background Pony #F10D
question: have they address that Twilight met Rainbow dash as child so how come present dash doesn’t bring it up?
Scrounge
nobody's favorite
@Background Pony #C9D4
It got overwritten by the next trip back in time, and so on and so forth, until Twilight and Starlight broke the cycle and returned to the present.
And if that doesn’t work for you, you can blame it on head trauma from crashing into things. :P
It got overwritten by the next trip back in time, and so on and so forth, until Twilight and Starlight broke the cycle and returned to the present.
And if that doesn’t work for you, you can blame it on head trauma from crashing into things. :P
Scrounge
nobody's favorite
The most commonly-used form of mind-control magic in Equestria is a basic suicide-prevention geas. Twilight had Starlight under one for most of season 6. It functions by causing a pony to have difficulty concentrating when they think of harming themselves to prevent them from acting on those thoughts. The version Twilight used does not prevent ponies from risking or sacrificing themselves for the sake of others. Some do, but Twilight intentionally avoided those so that Starlight would not be left unable to act in times of crisis, as it went against her goals for Starlight and, more importantly, Starlight’s goals for herself.
Nyperold
Tickling Pony Bellies
Every pony has a (EqG) human counterpart, and every (EqG) human has a pony counterpart. There are just a whole lot we haven’t seen, for one reason or another. (They aren’t students, faculty, or staff at either Canterlot High or Crystal Prep, and don’t run or have jobs at businesses we’ve seen. Or, on the flip side, they live in cities we haven’t been to yet, like Fillydelphia.)
user4897
Both Celestia and Luna actually has husbands and children, but are unseen and kept secret from the show
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