Crazy Headcanons

Twilight’s uncle hates dragons.

@PonyPon  
so he’s racist. I wonder if he thinks the same for earth ponies.

@Vortaxonus  
I doubt he’s ever had to fight twenty foot tall, fire-breathing earth ponies to protect the kingdom.

@PonyPon  
Except that one time.

Azure Velour has a CD-ROM fetish.

@Pacific Glow  
How does that even- You know what I don’t wanna know.

Rainbow Dash freaked out so much over Tank’s hibernation because it reminded her of the time a pet canary she had as a filly ACTUALLY died, and she didn’t want to go through anything close to remotely the same feeling again.

@Jarkes  
That could also explain why she wanted to become friends with Starlight. She’s been there!

Twilight Sparkle listens to a lot of emo and pop punk music. Among her favorites are My Cantercolt Romance, Foal Out Boy, and Paramare.
 
I would have added All Time Low, but I couldn’t think of a pony name for them.

@TheHappySpaceman
 
Fluttershy runs a very successful ASMR channel.

@TheHappySpaceman  
All Trot Low?

@Takashi.0  
I was going to say that, but it seemed like a bit of a stretch.
 
@YetAnotherBrony  
What does that stand for again?

@TheHappySpaceman  
This.

Discord is the Max Stirner of the MLP universe
 
You know what, the more I think of it  
The more true it probably is

@TheHappySpaceman
 
Reading about is good for background information, but you need to experience it to get the full effect.
 
Behold!

Starlight Glimmer will eventually take control of Equestria by using Flurry Heart as an alicorn battery to power her machine of doom. However, everything will go boom, and the various races of the world will have to rebuild civilization after a short ice age.

@TheHappySpaceman
 
This, of course, implies Starlight Glimmer will turn evil again.
 
So much for the magic of friendship, I guess people NEVER really change.

@YetAnotherBrony  
Hey, you have your crazy headcanons, I have mine.

@TheHappySpaceman
 
She seems deathly afraid of ever going back; wasn’t the main plot of one episode about Starlight learning to trust herself enough to be confident that her friends will never let her slide back into evil?

@YetAnotherBrony  
I revised my last response. (The old one seemed like it would be more fitting for a debate-themed thread. :P)

Trixie is pregnant.

@Shepherd  
Who’s the father?

@Meanlucario
 

@Shepherd  
Of course you would.

Sooner or later Trixie is gonna make Starlight so mad her angry cloud turns into the next Nightmare Forces, with Starlight herself becoming the third Nightmare Moon.
 
That or she creates a pony version of the Red Lanterns.