Crazy Headcanons

@Shepherd
 
Recipient…?

@Nyperold  
One who receives, such as one who receives money or goods.

@Shepherd
 
I know, but you’ve got “resplendent” there, and I wanted to make sure.

@Nyperold
 
teach me to post with an iPad.

Everypony thinks Applejack likes country music.
 
She doesn’t.
 
At least, not anymore. Today’s country music is a sad imitation of what it once was (as illustrated by Bo Burnham)

@YetAnotherBrony  
On a similar note, Maud doesn’t like rock music. She’s more into polka

@ImRaidAccount  
I think she and Cheese Sandwich would get along.

Derpy/Dinky related  
-Derpy doesn’t have children as she still goes to school, but she occasionally babysits her friend’s (Golden Harvest) child, Dinky. Dinky loves Derpy like a second mother.  
-Dinky has one sister, Amethyst Star, but she was adopted as a teenager (before Dinky was born)  
-Golden Harvest is married to Written Script, Derpy’s brother. That’s how Derp horse got to know Golden Harvest.  
-When Derpy is busy, Amethyst Star has to babysit her sister, much to her dismay.  
-Many ponies believe that Derpy is Dinky’s mother, though she doesn’t mind being called a mother (as in, it doesn’t offend her)

Princess Gold Lily and Princess Sterling are the alicorn guardians of the past and future, respectively, as well as the first and last alicorns. They share a peculiar fondness for pistachios.

@Scrounge  

 
It’s their world and we’re living in it.

Luna loves nachos.  
Celestia abhors it.

Bat ponies are considered an invasive species, they have no special purpose related to Equestria’s survival as opposed to the main 3, breed like crazy and are beyond irritating thanks to both their appearance and shrieks. Luna most definitely regrets performing that unholy crossbreeding for the sole purpose of having “cooler” guards than Celestia’s.

@Poison Trail  
I really like this

@ImRaidAccount  
I honestly don’t see Maud liking any music

@Applejack007  
I personally think that she has some kind of music that she likes, but she has to outright state that she does or you’ll never know it.
 
(non-expressive) “I’m enjoying this.”

@ImRaidAccount  
You shall be our leader!
 
 
@Poison Trail  
Huh. I always thought of them as an endangered species, myself.

@Scrounge  

 
We shall call ourselves the Brothernies!

What exactly is the type of architecture in Canterlot? I’ve been wondering.
 
It looks like a mixture of Romanesque, Medieval Germanic, Neo-Byzantine, and Arabic.

Pinkie Pie is pansexual.

@Shepherd  
I think she would be asexual instead.

@SeraphimDawn  

 
You forgot Elven.

@Meanlucario  
In one ‘verse, she’s “trysexual”, in that she’ll try anything once if it sounds fun.
 
I don’t particularly subscribe to the idea, but there you go.

@Nyperold  
I just think that she isn’t interested in romantic relationships, and just wants to have fun with other ponies, Pinkie style.

@Meanlucario  
Yeah, I would agree… with the caveat that she may become interested as she gets older.

@Nyperold  
Possibly, but people can live without finding a romantic partner, and I see her as one of those people.