Crazy Headcanons

@DragonMorpheus
 
I had one like this. My idea is because emergency minister comes up pretty frequently.

@DragonMorpheus
 
She’s not totally sure how it happened either.

Starswirl is alive and is hinding as Celestia’s butler.
 
I was looking at the Reflections arc from IDW where they appear on pages that follow each other and noticed how similar they looked.

@DragonMorpheus  

 
@Shepherd
 
@Jarkes
 
You’d think all Mane Six would be automatically ordained, due to having a close relationship with the de facto goddesses of the realm.

@YetAnotherBrony  
Good point.

Aj always liked her dad more.

question: what would celestia, luna & cadance be like if they were strip of there alicorn hood? would there bodies still be the same? would there life be different after?

@Background Pony #4B07  
I don’t think Cadence is a true alicorn, so I think life would be the same for her. For Luna and Celestia, I think it wouldn’t change too much, though they would look for heirs, since death is a real concern now.

No Applejack has ever used a computer.

Derpy actually doesn’t like being called Derpy, but isn’t aware that she can have her name legally changed. (Hence nopony using her name now.)
 
@Shepherd  
Does hitting somebody with one count as using it?
 
(Video game consoles don’t count as computers, I presume?)

She can never get passed “I have read and understood the terms of service.”

@Shepherd  
Ah, now I gotcha. Up until that I thought it was just another “AJ is a hick” crack, but now I see where you’re coming from.
 
_{Though my questions both still kinda stand.}

@DragonMorpheus
 
I have this headcanon too.

@Scrounge  
Well, it kinda is “understood” but mostly to honest for her own good.
 
Whether hitting things with it is using it or not is beside the point.

@Shepherd  
Yeah once you mentioned the terms of service, I understood it was an honesty thing, but I thought it’d be rude for me to just say it.
 
Okay. Still, EqG AJ did just get super strength, chances are she’s gonna throw stuff at some point.
 
The video game console question I ask because the human versions of AJ and Dash were playing video games in Rainbow Rocks.

@Scrounge
 
Sorry didn’t see it before. Video games don’t have them do they?

Fluttershy is a certified beast master and thus, it is legal for her to handle all sorts of exotic creatures.

@Shepherd
 
Console games, no, but computer games have a much shorter one that just basically says “Don’t copy our program and pirate it to other people or make your own rip-off product and sell it.” Basic stuff.

Ponies refer to their ancestral land as The Old Country, where it’s rumored some stubborn and hardy ponies still survive, even thrive in the icy wastes.

Button’s lighter coat and mane in season 5 and beyond are the result of a mishap with a coat and mane-dyeing potion that ended up being permanent rather than just temporary.

@PonyPon
 
I thought the Crystal Empire WAS “the old country”?

@Jarkes  
The events of Pokemare Finds a Joystick are canon and Button’s lighter coloration is the result of having been petrified.

@Crystal Neighybánya
 
Oh hey, you’re back. Feels like I haven’t seen you here in a couple weeks.

@Jarkes  
Well, I’m very busy these days plus I’m just getting over the flu.

@YetAnotherBrony  
Nope, totally different place.