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Depends on who you are calling “worse.” Some you may call worse, I might not.
 
By the way, why, under your reign as a new Tsarina (a tyrant is still a tyrant, so the terms are all synonymous), why did even the benevolent masters of means of production who were the only ones who fully understood it have to be torn from their positions and watch helplessly as their once-employees struggle and fail to understand what only they knew in full? Just wondering why the well-meaning business owner who built up his business with his own hooves, thus making him the only one who could utilize the means of production effectively and delegate who understands which piece of the whole for best efficiency still had to go, even though that would run the risk of the factory failing and its possibly vital production halted forever?
 
That, and why like vodka? It’s made with worms! (not kidding: in the bottle of every bottle of vodka, there’s a whole worm. Gorbachev found this disgusting, so he struck a deal with Coca-Cola to provide him with Coca-Cola with out the caramel color, which made it look just like vodka, but with the fermented worm juice.) Even if I could drink without triggering one of my massive headaches I get from alcohol, coffee, cigarette smoke, and a weird headache schedule, I’d still never drink the Russian worm drink.
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@Prism King  
i literally never saw any of that in any vodka I’ve ever had my hands on? I don’t know what kind of vodka you had, but it’s not the mainstream one.
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I didn’t “have it”, per se. Never drank in my life. I’ve just looked at the bottom of the bottle, while it was still sealed. I could see the worm right through the glass. Multiple friends I have who do drink had vodka in their bar cabinets/alcohol chest/closet/whatever, and not a single bottle was wormless. Maybe the brand you use only leaves the worm in during prepackaging fermentation until it’s time to bottle, doing it in the vat or whatever they use for it, and not placing another in the bottle.
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Uh… This is not capitalism! This is Corporatism! And great job on the double April Fools joke. I only clicked on the store because I thought I could use it to find a thread like this one, but… No such thread seems to exist this time around. Bummer.
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