This site is now free of all the filth

@Meow the Cat  
Greetings, former general secretery.

@Meow the Cat  
Your state is now and forever dead. Long live the Moscolt Federation!  
Give it up already. You lost. Get over it. A democratic republic is far better than a Communist hellhole.

@ILoveMyoozik  
Keyword: former. Your system is obsolete thanks to the rise of the middle class. On behalf of the President of the Moscolt Federation, I offer you the olive branch and a full pardon should you simply surrender, swear allegiance to the Federation, renounce all ties to the dead regime, and turn over all of your memorabilia of the dead regime to prove loyalty.

@ILoveMyoozik  
Greetings, comrade.
 
@Prism King  
Or so you think

@Meow the Cat  
Pfft. You wish.

@Prism King  
Whatever makes you sleep better at night :)  
returns to ruling all of the governments of all countries from shadows

@Meow the Cat  
You don’t rule Draconia. The dragon parallel to Equestria is a fiercely-independent kingdom that is over ten thousand years old. lords Lumin and Umbra were but regents for their parents, the King and Queen. Their Majesties have finally returned, and their endless reign can now continue. And no, your counterpart would have no power, either. Sorry, but the King and Queen work very hard to stamp out corruption such as shadow rulers like yourself.  
Long live Draconia! We will cross the barrier between dimensions once more to free the pony world from shadow puppeteers! Your time is nigh!

@Prism King  
It’s very cute that you feel this way, we congratulate your enthusiasm!

@Prism King  
Lo Wang pops into existence, just as badass as usual. “Someone say shadows puppets?”

Chuck Norris is on our side

@Meow the Cat  
Can Chuck Norris survive a katana-wielding, gun-hungary, whiskey-drinki- Oh you get the point.

@Dapper Dash  
Can anything survive the unstoppable force

@Meow the Cat  
All hail Chuck Norris! Memetic badass! :D

@Meow the Cat  
Is Chuck Norris the unstoppable force, or the immovable object?

@Exhumed Legume  
both, he also can hold both with his bare fists- oh wait, his fists ARE the unstoppable force and the immovable object.

I don’t understand what’s going on now but I’m okay with that.

Chuck Norris beat Goku.

@Meow the Cat  
Chuck Norris is conservative. He hates Communism and loves freedom. He’s with us. Sorry about that. We win by default.  
@Terton  
No duh. Everybody beats Goku.

@Prism King  

But only once.

@Exhumed Legume  
Superman did it twice. >:)

@Prism King  
He’s not with you, we allows you to think he’s with you

@Meow the Cat  
By the look of things, you’re the deluded one. He’s been politically conservative since he first began being politically active. He was raised conservative by his parents. He’s with us, and is a member of high command. He’s our triple agent. He infiltrated your ranks on our orders to serve as a phony spy for you while spying on you for us. Confused? Your pathetic Communist brain that has shriveled up to the size of a grain of rice because of the Communistic idiocy you believe can’t fathom our level of trickery. You fight dirty, so we’ve removed honor from the equation until the last of you has been brought to justice for your crimes.  
Besides, under your rule, although you made great strides in rocketry, athletics and mathematics, you came up short in such fields as breakfast, lunch and dinner. Bread this, bread that. Nothing can live on bread alone. Your people rebelled because they needed more than just bread. You promise bread because Communism destroys global trade, but grain can be found to make bread on every continent, so importation of variety isn’t needed for it. We promise fruits, vegetables, dairy and more to satisfy the palates of the masses. Your bread simply cannot compare!

17-19th century absolute monarchy leaders are somehow more psychopathic and murderous than modern communist dictators
 
We all know Stalin is the psychotic one, but he’s nothing compared to Louis XIV and his favorite way of execution: the guillotine

@Exhumed Legume  
I like to imagine that he regularly gets mugged by elderly vagrants and small children and has to undergo super intense training to defeat them in their next encounter.

@Prism King  
I like it how you think he works for you, he doesn’t work for anyone, we all work for him :^)