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….AGAIN with me and MLP Crack ships…the fun will never end! XD
But anyway, I was busy trying to find myself a good Discord ship for my own seperate headcanon….but I kept running blanks! D: I mean, most of the Mane 6 have their own loves already, and I kinda wanna keep Luna and Celestia single (Hey! They’re strong and independant alicorn princesses…they don’t need nopony >8C ). And though I may not be the biggest Discord fan, I wanted to at least find ONE ship for him that’ll work…
….And then I saw UnoriginaI do a commission pic for the couple Discord x Granny Smith, and I got the biggest inspiration ever . I mean, I’m not sure ENTIRELY how it’ll work yet…with Discord being such an aged Chaos god and Granny Smith being…well, a simply old Earth Pony XD But eh, I’m sure I’ll figure it out eventually….plus “Old People Love” is adorable so shush! (and can you imagine the LOOKS on the Apple Siblings’ faces when they find out their grandma is dating the God of Chaos? Soooo many mixed reactions will come about I’d imagine Kinda like that Spongebob episode where Plankton dated Mr. Krabs’ mom LOL)
But anyway, I was busy trying to find myself a good Discord ship for my own seperate headcanon….but I kept running blanks! D: I mean, most of the Mane 6 have their own loves already, and I kinda wanna keep Luna and Celestia single (Hey! They’re strong and independant alicorn princesses…they don’t need nopony >8C ). And though I may not be the biggest Discord fan, I wanted to at least find ONE ship for him that’ll work…
….And then I saw UnoriginaI do a commission pic for the couple Discord x Granny Smith, and I got the biggest inspiration ever . I mean, I’m not sure ENTIRELY how it’ll work yet…with Discord being such an aged Chaos god and Granny Smith being…well, a simply old Earth Pony XD But eh, I’m sure I’ll figure it out eventually….plus “Old People Love” is adorable so shush! (and can you imagine the LOOKS on the Apple Siblings’ faces when they find out their grandma is dating the God of Chaos? Soooo many mixed reactions will come about I’d imagine Kinda like that Spongebob episode where Plankton dated Mr. Krabs’ mom LOL)
Guard: “Excuse me sir, you’re going to have to-”
Discord: “Get out of my way~!”
GS: “Well, well, well. If it isn’t Discord. Your scales are still as smooth as the day I felt it on my own.
Discord: “You know it. Reminds me of when I’d keep your haystack warm during my reign of terror.”
GS: “Those were better days. I was younger, beautiful…”
Discord: “Oh shut up you old hag, I’d still wreck you like Celestia!”
GS: “Heheh…oh, you know exactly what to say to moisten me up.”
Spike: “GAH, I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN!”
Senile:showing a decline or deterioration of physical strength or mental functioning, especially short-term memory and alertness, as a result of old age or disease.
That’s Granny Smith for you.
I didn’t through think that so well now that I acutally think about it
She’s hard of hearing, not senile.
>implying Discord couldn’t make her young and hot again.
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