???: Useless boy!
 
Twilight: Optic camouflage huh? Hope that’s not your only trick.
 
???: You. You doubt my power? Well then, it seems that a formal boss introduction is in order. *turns visible* I am… Psycho Pie! That’s right, this is no trick, it’s true power!
 
Twilight: *takes out her gun*
 
Psycho Pie: It’s useless, silly. I can read your every thought.
 
Twilight: Prove it.
 
Psycho Pie: You are a very organized girl, the type who triple checks her bucket list before she leaves. You are a surprisingly skilled warrior, well suited for this stealth mission. You are extremely careful of traps, you are either very cautious, or you are a coward.
 
Twilight: Are you summarizing my progress up to this point?
 
Psycho Pie: And now I will read more deeply into your soul. Ah, I can see into your mind… You like Castlevania, don’t you?
 
Twilight: What the hay?
 
Psycho Pie: Finally, I will show you my psychokinetic power. Put your controller on the floor. Put it down as flat as you can.
 
Twilight: Put my what on the floor?
 
Psycho Pie: That’s good. Now I will move your controller by the power of my will alone! *psychic arm movements*
 
Twilight: *feels herself getting forced backwards* Seriously though, what controller?
 
Psycho Pie: AH… HAHAHAHAHA!
 
Pictures of Lauren Faust, Meghan McCarthy, and MA Larson: *join in on the laughter*
 
Twilight: …?
 
Psycho Pie: So, can you feel my power now? The demonstration is over! *sets everything on fire*

She Who Doesn’t Exist

“Blackout!”

@Trojan Horse  
His brother was a baby who fought a dodgeball wizard using Teen Gohan’s powers only in dodgeball form.

@thps48  
Wasn’t Numbuh 4 pretty bad at it? I mean he got stomped by the Dodgeball Wizard so…

Shagohod. I have nothing to say about the Shagohod. I just really like saying Shagohod… Shagohod. XD

@Mojo  

 
Same goes for how in the 80’s there existed quite possibly the greatest Metal Gear & then every other one afterwards were pretty inferior. (Even EXCELLCIUS)

@Mojo  
Kids Next Door claims the younger you are, the better you are at Dodgeball. ;3

@Warcraft278
 
He is infact supposed to be Mantis, yeah it’s pretty weird that he feels MUCH MUCH more powerful in MGSV as a kid than he does in MGS1.

Man…If you finished phantom pain, you are feeling incompatibility Between Psycho mantis from Solid snake saga and Tretji rebenok in phantom pain.
 
because he want destroy the world either. But quite different a skull face’s ways. At least that freaks want a built new world order using Nuke control system(by Metallic Archaea) and parasite, but He just want destroying everything. That’s all. First, he ignoring skull face’s command. And then make Liquid(Eli) to devil. control the Eli and give the Parasite(take out when venom snake destroy other parasite ampoules)make him to escape with other child soldiers and Sahelanthropus. And then, he make venom snake can’t see red color(and eli wearing red hazmat suit) and snake shoot Eli because he confuse! And….rebenok stop the Eli’s suiside and take him somewhere.
 
God…somebody please tell me, this rebenok boy is really that Psycho mantis?! A gas mask guy Make a jerk around in MGS 1,4?!

“I’M GOING TO BE A BOSS!”
 
@Alex Vostox  

Does Psycho Pie know what website I’m browsing right now?