This has oficially gone too far. Everything this man owns is a pony. He goes to shower. Bam the towel is a pony. Tries to do his taxes. Bam the forms are a pony. Breakfast. Pony. Reads a book. Pony. Puts on a bandaid. Pony. Glasses. Pony. EVERYTHING. I dont know if I envy or pity him.