@Animegx43  
Isn’t that a little weird though, because isn’t the fusion akin to the Gems having sex? I’m not sure where I heard that or if they’re still kids when they fused to be Garnet.

@OptimusPrimevil  
Garnet: Is that Ruby and Sapphire?

@Animegx43  
she shops her face on pics that has partners for rose.

Pearl has a bigger collection.

@TheDog  
Greg is so big that Rose took to calling his dick “Space Train to the Cosmos”.

@TheDog  

@OptimusPrimevil  
She knows.

@OptimusPrimevil
 
Greg’s so big that particularly well-endowed horses claim they’re “Hung like Greg Universe.”
 
Greg’s so big he had to get his dick registered as a concealed weapon.
 
Greg’s so big that he makes Ron Jeremy feel emasculated.
 
Greg’s so big that whenever he gets a boner he feels light-headed from the blood loss to his brain.
 
Greg’s so big that only time he swiveled his hips, there were no survivors.
 
Greg’s so big that he has to keep fending off attacks by Captain Ahab.
 
 
@OptimusPrimevil
 
Greg’s so big that Gemkind has designated his dick as a weapon of “mass” destruction.
 
 
I can keep this up for a while…

@Mechanized Pony  
hologram with mass
 
nice mass

@Cyborg_pony  
I feel that it makes more sense when you think that Steven is a hybrid between a human and a magical space rock whose human-like appearance is an illusion.

@Cyborg_pony  
childbirth (they can’t physically be there both at once)  
can’t find the fan comic where greg tells steven how big he really is that it takes a giant sentient space rock to accomodate him.

@Mechanized Pony  

@Cyborg_pony  
Kinda. As they put it in the show, She needed to surrender her physical form so that Steven could be born into the world.

 
 
@OptimusPrimevil  
Also, Is that how she really died? She banged Greg?

@Background Pony #B3A3  
i was going for the memetic reasoning why he goes after the big ladies…  
at least that’s the reason he gets called the ‘murderc0ck’
 
i like the notion those two hang out. i’d like to see this with celestia instead of pearl  

@OptimusPrimevil  
Bah, Greg literally lasted a tenth as long as her lamest stallion consort. Considering the average lasting time of a horse, that is weak.

@Blackbewhite2k7  
No, see, I was going to post THIS on Tumblr.
 

 
See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

@PonyPon  
real ladies ride each other
 
celestia probably can’t handle greg though

now post this on Tumblr

She’s a giant lady.
 
You’re a giant lady.
 
It was bound to happen.