Princess Celestia: “My dearest student Twilight Sparkle: Tirek is on his rampage! Quickly use the magic of friendship to contain him! Be very careful never to cause too much damage, my beloved student. Your truly, your Princess Celestia.
 
Twilight: “I am in so much trouble right now! Now I had to use the Elements of Magic … we had to save Equestria by ourselves … There has to be a plan now! A plan! A plan!
 
How?! No way, my Princess needs my help …
 
At this moment, even friendship is useless!
 
(blue text from 云宝 onwards): Rainbow Dash! In three minutes, send in 99999999999999999 driving bombers!
 
(pink text from 萍琪 onwards): Pinkie Pie! Go, now, and mobilise 50,000,000 volunteers! In two minutes they must be present on the battlefield!
 
(orange text from 苹果杰克 onwards: Applejack! Send in the tanks! I want heavy-duty apple tanks! Heavy-duty [apple tanks]!
 
(yellow text from 小蝶 onwards): Fluttershy! Bring in every trained animal here to form the Mutant Beast Death Squad, you have one minute to [finish] this!
 
(blue text from 瑞瑞 onwards): Rarity! Where will you deploy our high-grade, top-notch air carrier fleet? Huh?!
 
(black text): Of course! We have at least our Harmony nuclear missiles! With Nightmare Moon, King Sombra, and Queen Chrysalis we can enter the launch codes and this disaster will be settled. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

@Alex Vostox  
Crap.

What the fudgesicle is this?

Am interested in translation for this.

“what the hell you need magic for, send the army! RD i want bombers in the air! AJ send the tank! superheavy apple tank!…”
 
sorry too many words