Abominationalist

Every time I check in on this site, you seem to have cooked up some new flavor of weirdness. What spawned this piece of delightful nonsense?

@Badumsquish
LOL I don't know, your work frequently deviates from what would conventionally classify as "monsters." Methinks your proposed encyclopedia would be a bit more… schizophrenic than the MGE :P
ShimmeringStallion

@Dirty Bit
For me, it was 80% joke, 20% loving how cute she actually is.
Solarmod
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Artist -

Yee haw, I guess?
@TheLoneLampman
@Bexar Bandito
is this thelonelampman's waifu?

She's the light of my life.

Goddamnit.
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And Brother I Hurt People
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
The 1% - Uploaded 1% or more of the site's images
Squirrel - "Is there a badge for being an oblivious fuck?"
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - 10+ uploads with over 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Thread Starter - /dis/the-cringe-thread
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)

I fucking love you, Badumsquish.
Background Pony #BDF3
Now make a satyr version of it!
Dirty Bit
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
Such a cute pony lamp.

@ShimmeringStallion

Beat me to it XD
6Afluffy
Wallet After Summer Sale -

She only lights up when she's happy because she's only able to conduct electricity when positively charged.
Blissey1
Silver Bit -
Sapphire -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Squirrel - "Good idea! If she eats all the prisoners, then that frees up a ton of the taxpayers money!"

@Badumsquish
@Blissey1
The only time it's pretty much a guaranteed story flow is when it's one of the little miniseries I'm doing that are listed on my profile page.

oh neat, I didn't know you had your profile set up like that!

Cuddlhu, Mave, Kalianne… good to see my all favorites of your creations are cannon!

and Tremble is cool too
Parallel Black
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendly Griffon - For helping others attend the fifth anniversary party
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -

@TheLoneLampman
You're no longer a lonely Lampman.
Solitude
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Element of Generosity -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Pony all the objects!

But seriously, she cute. Also, glass head? Might wanna stick a "handle with care" on her.
ShimmeringStallion

@TheLoneLampman
Finally… we have shipping material for a mod.

… Okay, AUTHENTIC shipping material.

removes his "LampmanXLiamWhite OTP FOREVER!!!" poster from the wall

Okay, then! The work begins…
Background Pony #A0A4
D'aww
TheLoneLampman
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Artist -
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <%TheLoneLampman> i can't hide my racist side
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Special when lit
@Bexar Bandito
is this thelonelampman's waifu?

She's the light of my life.
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi Supporter
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Best Art Program Ever - For artists who were courageous enough to draw something for the April Fools day.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab

ᗡ: 📶
@Blissey1
Sort of. The only time it's pretty much a guaranteed story flow is when it's one of the little miniseries I'm doing that are listed on my profile page. The rest of the time I'll disregard and pick and choose whatever I like to make the picture work.

Like, even though this picture directly references this picture, they still might not be a direct continuation of the other (like the sphinx pictures might go off on their own tangent and never once so much as reference Kalianne).

The one big thing that is universally canon in my pictures is that GMHAA just abruptly ended up in Equestria one day and neither he or anyone else knows how he got there or how he can get back.
Blissey1
Silver Bit -
Sapphire -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Squirrel - "Good idea! If she eats all the prisoners, then that frees up a ton of the taxpayers money!"

@Badumsquish
@Blissey1
(when it happens; you of all people know how long it takes me to make something that's promised lol).

I know I keep bugging you about it, but I also know exactly what you mean :p I really need to finish the next chapter of my human music fic, but it's just so hard to not get distracted by other things!…

@Badumsquish
Even some of my own pictures aren't related with one another (Cuddlhu's story is only optionally canon with Mave's, isn't canon with Kalianne's; this can all change on a complete whim if or when I feel like it)

wait, you actually have an entire canon set up? So who all exactly is GMHAA living with right now?
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi Supporter
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Best Art Program Ever - For artists who were courageous enough to draw something for the April Fools day.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab

ᗡ: 📶
@Blissey1
I'm actually going to work them into the monster pony encyclopedia I'm planning (when it happens; you of all people know how long it takes me to make something that's promised lol). I'm going to have it where they're not uncommon, but due to their comparative size to ponies (which makes it near impossible to bite without being caught) they tend to go after big things like hydras and dragons instead.

@Brony_Conundrum
I don't know what it is, but "X as a pony" just works so well. You can make pretty much _anything a pony and it would be cute. That's actually more or less the main reason I've stuck with the show-accurate style: it's lots of fun for me to see how this stuff could look if it were in the show.

@Twifan
I don't know if I'll ever actually come with a reason that attempts to justify how any of this meshes with canon. Right now I'm operating on no rules. Even some of my own pictures aren't related with one another (Cuddlhu's story is only optionally canon with Mave's, isn't canon with Kalianne's; this can all change on a complete whim if or when I feel like it).

@Zebasiz
Pronounced like "Candace"? Works for me.
Zebasiz
Bronze Bit -
Friendly Griffon - For helping others attend the fifth anniversary party
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <Zeb> That's why yer female partner can use a trapon
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Artist -

D=
You lied to me Lamp!
Also she's freaking adorable!
Hmmm…. What would her name be?
What do people think of Candes? As in: Incandescent Lamp.
Bexar Bandito
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)

I Sell Propane
is this thelonelampman's waifu?
Bionomaly

I… this… just… Wow you took what seemed to be a throwaway joke comment on a previous picture and have somehow expanded it into another full fledged being to add to that ever growing ball of amazing crazy that is your version of the MLP world.
I look forward to seeing what new oddities you add and the excellent little stories that go with them.
Twifan
Silver Bit -
Happy Derpy! -

Pony creating magic must be leaking into this guys house and affecting everything…
Drefsab
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Dress horse waifu
Welp, you did it. You made me feel attached to a ponified lamp. Badumsquish, you magnificent bastard.
Flareblitzfury

Bringer of Magic
Badum, you are glorious! I love this! She's so cuuuute!