I love embracing Barb. She feels so warm when she heats up her scales~ <3

Fun fact: make any male character in MLP a chick, and they will suddenly become 1000% cuter and more likeable. :D

@kircher  
Don’t be confused, just embrace it. Embrace the Barb. Literally, if she’ll let you. On second thought, don’t. I hereby declare her mai waifu and shall proceed to stalk every image of her and post creepy comments pretending to talk to her about how sexy she is and all the ridiculous things I would do to her, maybe roleplay out her blushing happily at my perverted comments, and snap at anyone else who tries to waifu her, and maybe do some creepy laughs just to show how much of a stereotype I am, wheheheh. So I have written, so I shall do.
 
Or not. We’ll see.

@john92  
@PonyPon  
@Blood Brandy  
Thanks! :D
 
@kircher  
lol. :P

That guy: She is the dragonborn!
 
Me: No shit, piss stain!
 
That guy: N-no not like that I mean she’s the chosen one!
 
Me: You sure? Because prophecies have made mistakes before! Remember FOP:Wishology? The Film Theory on how Nevel Longbottom is the OTHER boy who lived? How in that one episode of Batman the Brave & the Bold that the chosen one to weild excalibur was actually 2?
 
That guy: Okay, okay, okay, maybe she isn’t th….
 
Barb: I saved the kingdom, slayed Sombra, and rescued Prince Elusive.
 
Elusive: I’m gonna make this heroine taste my solid marshmallow! Heh, heh, heh.
 
Me & That guy: Huh, guess she was the chosen one.

Godammit don’t make Spike hot. Now my willy is all confused.

Fus-Ro-Dayum!

Ooh, she gorgeous.

Oooo… pretty.